Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PokemonMaster]

Granted, but Yoshi then goes rabid and bites you.

Yoshi doesn't bite people he's nice. Granted, but you have to pay $100.00 per second.
I wish Porple will post on this thread.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but is some member of his family posing as him

I wish that Sharks Territory post here

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted, but he deleted his post before you came. I wish I $17.00 that I did not steal.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you get arrested because of corrupt cops.

I wish I knew what Clone Yoshi was.

 

[MCD]

Granted. It's a hoax.

I wish you got loads of money.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, and then I hire hitmen. Guess who I target?

I wish for to attack with

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but they think the fight is useless and burn all of your money

I wish that the DVDs I'm burning don't have errors.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but they all suck.
I wish I had a Fish Filiot from McDonalds that no one can steal that wasn't stolen and edible.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but they burn itselves.

I wish that I could kill people in CTT

Spoiler

BTW, it's not possible for Charmed to suck

 

[Lucarioz]

Granted, but they magically regenerate.

I wish I could have a burger now.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but is from Kentuky Fried C-Whatever with fake meat.

I wish that my sig and my avatar were related in a positive form for me

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish I can post.