Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[QuizmoManiac]

But Flipnote crashes
I wish that I could get all the Kong letters in DKCR

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, But then you die once you get all of them
I wish that Lady Gaga and Katie Perry randomly dropped dead.

 

[MCD]

Granted. You, sir, have saved humanity.

I wish those damned ads would go away.

granted but you end up in a documentry on the holocuast and you get killed by hitler

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you magically wind up in one of those ads and disappear with it.

I wish my next wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but it goes wrong without being corrupted.

I wish for fish.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. It's a huge one, and it crushes you.

I wish Seltzburg and Friedberg would suddenly drop dead. And then everyone would celebrate.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but you're trampled by drunks in the celebrations.

I wish for cream soda.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you get so much that you drown in it.

I wish I wasn't homeschooled

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Welcom to the crappiest school in the world.

I wish... for a genie that will cause hilarious hijinks.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted...the hilarious hijinks involve you getting beaten up with hammers and missles.
I wish for nothing bad to happen when I wish for a cat.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. After you wish for the cat, the cat scratches all your body parts.

I wish for a muzzle.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but it turns out to be a puzzle

I wish everybody forgets about JB and he dies alone

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And yeah, I'm talking about both JB