Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but Raccoon Mob runs you over.

I wish I had a lamp.
 
Granted but the lamp is puny and only provides enough light for a small part of the room and so when you're not in that small part you constantly run into walls
 
Granted

I wish for a big capuccino latte
 
Granted, but :dk: drinks it.

I wish for a wish.
 
Well too bad you don't get one :mad: :mad: :mad: :P :P :P

I wish for a capucino latte that :dk: won't drink
 
No


I wish you guys would stop making silly wishes
 
Granted, but :dk: comes and eats it.

I wish :dk: would live with Raccoon Mob.
 
Granted, but at the funeral Diddy shoots you.
I wish for Fried Chicken.
 
Granted, but he moves nextdoor where he can see into your bathroom.

I wish :dk: followed Raccoon Mob everywhere.
 
Granted. He now clogs up your inbox with text messages and your phone breaks down.

I wish for :dk: to fall in love with Raccoon Mob.
 
granted but it's poisoned :P :P :P

I wish I had an unpoisoned brunch 8)
 
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