Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but then you accidentally delete it.

I wish for Meteor shower that will have no meteors touching my house!

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but one hits you while you're walking.

I wish I directed my own movie!

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but hardly anybody watches it.
Only people with an IQ of 10 or under ever heard of it.

I wish for my little pony that breathes electricity!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get a terrible shock

I wish Wario was the main character in every single video game out there

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but in post of them he sucks.

I wish sonic was cool.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, but he's too cool for you to play.

I wish we all lived in Rome.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but we get eaten by sharks.

I wish for a name.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but your name is ****

I wish I could jump high!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but high is a nice person, why would you want to jump him?

I wish I could stop time

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. You can stop time, but you can't make it go again afterward.

I wish everyone except me turned into Wario.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted so you get mugged everyday.

I wish for a grape.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is sour and spoiled.

I wish for some honey.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the bees you stole it from sting you.

I wish for a warp pipe.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but the exit is Mario's Toilet.

I wish an Invincible Star.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but a Koopa uses it and becomes invincible.

I wish for more desu.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but desu is 'Diss You'.

I wish for a SNES

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it doesn't have any games.

I wish for a non-perverted wish.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it somehow ends up with

I wish for to change.

 

[Secret Master]

Granted: It changes to and only I can have ! ( is mine!)

casugvoasuyg uuyfgvoausdyg yfgaygf fygoy goygfosyrgf ?? (yuck!)

I wish for all that up there to change.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it turns to

Why do I hate ?

 

[ralphfan]

You didn't wish for anything goddammit.

I wish for a mollusk.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. GO OCTOPUS!

I wish I had a moustache.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it takes ver your life.

I wish for granite.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish Raccoon Mob became Raccoon Mafia.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but we kill you. And everyone you know.

I wish for to move away from my neighborhood.