Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Uniju]

Granted. Nothing more to say because that is a bad thing.

I wish I knew Icelandic.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't visit Iceland or any Icelandic territories, so your knowledge of the language is useless.

I wish I had a longer tongue.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's longer by a molecule.

I wish for Milk

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's rotten yak milk.

I wish I had a baseball.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Grated, but it's all chewed up by a dog.

I wish for a wish.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish I had some beef jerky.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's a jerk-y

I wish for freedom

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you're in the middle of the desert.

I wish I had a bear.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it goes rabid.

I wish for Liberty

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but there's no justice and you get put in jail for having too much liberty.
I wish for a credit card made from indestructible materials that had 1 million dollars on it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's a phony.

I wish for Justice (Victoria Justice)

 

[Iamthedude]

Granted, but it's a really old and wrinkly victoria from 50 years in the future.
I wish the next poster was awesome.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you wasted your wish.

I wish for bragging rights