Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Zero777]

Granted but there is no fuse

I wish this thread will stop

 

[unit4545]

It stops for a while, but then i post. :P

I wish i was a sophisticated yoshi!

 

[Uniju]

You are so sophisticated and intelligent that the rest of your tribe of Yoshis see you as a traitor for favouring western ideals over their ancient traditions, and they burn you alive.

I wish for a cute girl with no ill intentions to bake me chocolate chip cookies.

 

[unit4545]

You get one, but her ex-boyfriend kills her.

i wish for a picture of a epic win!

 

[Uniju]

Granted, but it's so epic and winfull that it won't fit in the internet, so I can't actually give it to you.

I wish I didn't need to wish for anything.

 

[unit4545]

Wish granted, but you just forced yourself into a paradox, so it doesn't matter!

I wish That and and can be as as

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they all die.

I wish you wouldn't use so many smilies when you post.

 

[unit4545]

You get that wish, and i use only one smily type.

I wish that you would do the moonwalk!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I bump into a switch that triggers a trapdoor which you fall through.

I wish I had a magic eightball.

 

[ShadowMushroom]

Granted, but you get it because someone drops it on your head from 300 stories above and it kills you.

I wish that I could travel through time as I please.

 

[Barry]

Granted, but you travel to the time of the dino 's and they eat you alive.

I wish I could run even FASTER!!!

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, but you travel to the time of the dino 's and they eat you alive.

I wish I could run even FASTER!!!

Granted, Sonic get , Sonic go Super Sonic on yo...butt.

I wish the world revolved around me