Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. You can only copy via inhalation of opponents.

I wish I could use Suplex moves like Kirby and Bugzzy.
 
Granted, you throw out your back doing so.

I wish YouTube would allow me to disable notifications of a singular comment chain instead of all of them that I'm participating in.
 
Granted, but the feature is a pain to enable.

I wish I could listen and sing the following song without people saying that they don't know what I am saying:

 
Granted, but now two bad things are happening:

1-The game's unfinished.
2-Everyone's trying to steal it.

I wish I could share my ideas with Nintendo.
 
Granted, it's made of actual gold so it's inedible but can also rot and lose it's value.

I wish for a Pizza.
 
Granted. You don't know how to control them.

I wish Mario wasn't the only Odyssey playable character.
 
Granted. Mario is no longer playable in Odyssey. Wait. How are you suppose to play Odyssey now, as there are no playable characters. Though, you could just play as Cappy.
Here's an alternative

I wish that Super Mario Odyssey had at least one more playable character that is not Mario or Cappy.