Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

IF IT DID HAPPEN would you believe it did, or go mad and die from the strange malfunctions of your brain


I wish that would happen TO THAT BUG CRAWLING ACROSS THE ROOM FFFFF

 

[King_boo_X]

Granted! but the bug eats your soul with his hyper cheez powers

i wish to have a brothar

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

granted, but he kills you for using such a weird ass reason to my wish


I wish i had that new comp

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish we win the Cup.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted, but you win a cup of yogurt.

IF IT DID HAPPEN would you believe it did, or go mad and die from the strange malfunctions of your brain


I wish that would happen TO THAT BUG CRAWLING ACROSS THE ROOM FFFFF

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

granted but it attacks you for stealing my wish and answer from before

i wish i had SOME O DEM FISH CRACKURS

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the crackers are moldy.

I wish I was eating lunch.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, but the crackers are moldy

I wish upon a star

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you try to touch the star and you burn to death.

I wish it was always the 23rd.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted but jogre goez crazi an diez and then you do 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i wished for something

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the thing you wished for sucked.

Ralph wishes he could speak in third person.

 

[EctoBiologist]

Granted, but you don't get a career for the rest of your life.

I wish ralph could die.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but my ghost haunts you.

I wish it was warmer.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you melt.
I wish I knew what was for dinner.

 

[ralphfan]

You find out dinner is explodig meatballs.

I wish Lady Gaga didn't suck.

 

[Waffleraven497]

Granted, but she just sucks more.

I wish Bin Laden would fallof a cliff and die

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted: He does. Guess who pushed him. REVENGE...ooh, that's not pretty.

I wish that was censored.

 

[Waffleraven497]

Granted, but you were in a different country. So it wasn't censored.

I wish i was dead.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Wish granted, but your soul is eaten by the devil.

I wish I had enough rupees to buy bombs.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, bomb shop only accepts the English yen.

I wish I was :D and not

 

[wsbm]

Granted. You now get diarrhea when your

I wish people would stop accusing Nintendo of being lazy when they make retro-esque games.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted. You are now deaf.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but when you are sleeping, some drunk teenagers put your hand in a glass of warm water, causing you to piss yourself.

I wish the US beat Ghana.

 

[unit4545]

They do, but every otgher country in the world attack the US out of revenge.

I wish i had all the Nintendo-related products in teh world!

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you become blind from the Virtual Boy.

I wish I had a bomb.