Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marioguy1]

Granted but I drop the jaws of life on you because that was a good granted D:

I wish this game would stop getting screwed up

 

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, it gets screwed down.

I wish my account on another forum would get approved.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but everyone there trolls you.

I wish we always got out of school at noon.

 

[wsbm]

Granted. Summer school is now mandatory.

I wish Fusion Fall would stop freezing.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it burns.

I wish the bugs would stop hitting the window.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But now bats are hitting the window.

I wish I was the king of the galaxy.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You become the king of the galaxy, but due to a dimensional rift, everyone else is transported to a new galaxy, where I am elected grand poobah. Therefore, you have nobody to rule.

I wish these bugs would die.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. A giant spider ate all the bugs up. Now ate you up.OMNOMNOM

I wish I had a pet

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You get a pet, but it's a Bowser and it eats you.

I wish Wayo would be on time for the AC meeting.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, I'm not *gasp*

I wish for a MG6

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But instead of MG6, its 6GM

I wish I had leamonaid

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You get lemonade, but it turns out to be made from urine.

I wish it wasn't dark outside.