Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, but there happens to be a store called "Any Store." It sells crappy stuff.

I wish that package I've been waiting for would came already.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but the package contains a bomb set to explode in five seconds.

I wish I would stop vomiting.

 

[wsbm]

Granted. You instead start pooing

I wish Mario’s generation was the last of the human kids in the series. (No Mario Jr.)

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Now Bowser somehow gets a hundred more kids.

I wish I would behave like a normal human.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but you you behave like a human but not exactly

I wish I am already level 12 on Farmville

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted, but you have lost all IRL friends for playing FarmVille.

I wish I had the Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but all the music is in reverse. Mwahaha.

I wish I could control time.

 

[Garlic Man]

Not granted for a change.

I wish I could always grant wishes.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but then you grant a wish that reverses the granting of your wish. :P

I wish that I could have my headache go away.

 

[wsbm]

Granted. But it comes back every time you cough.

I wish the kind of people who post comments on kotaku.com weren’t so perverted. It’s starting to piss me off.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but they find another way to tick you off.

I wish that 789.

 

[ralphfan]

7 eats 9, but then eats you.

I wish every number was 23.