Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Meta Knight]

Granted. You have no Wii U to play it on.

I wish for a perfect wish with no loopholes.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. I steal them for you.

Why thank you!

Granted. You wish for something pointless.

I wish that I had some steak.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You order a 'well done' steak. You try to swallow it and choke to death.

I wish for doughnuts.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

You are the Doughnut and a bunch of
Gluttons chase you

I wish for World Peace

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted. Since there are no wars, some companies go bankrupt.

I wish people would stop wishing for flawless wishes on this thread (seriously, there needs to be a rule against it).

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. Flawless wish a you asked for. (I am Yoda)

I wish

Yes, I was bored. Someone make a wish, please. -THIS IS NOT A WISH.-

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

...I wish for a Forever pizza

 

[Mintiously]

Granted.

 

[Tantusar]

Granted. The grant falls through when the government collapses.

I wish people would think of a wish before granting some else's.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You think of so much wishes that your brain
explodes.

I wish i was'nt so forgetful

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but you remembered that you forgot that you sold your most prized object (forgetting is was valuable) and in exchange for a pet dust bunny (which in fact, you thought was valuable to you at the time, but you forgot it wasn't).

I wish I could freeze time.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your clock is frozen and stops working.

I wish I had a golden hammer that could fix everything.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, it fixes up Satan so he can destroy everything.

I wish for the ability to read people's minds.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You hear something unexpecting that you kill
yourself

I wish i had both Mario Kart 8 DLC packs

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, you get them by hacking and then get arrested for it.

I wish we could get ANY INFORMATION ABOUT ZELDA WII U FROM NINTENDO!

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. The game looks terrible.

I wish it was tommorow so I can play the dlc pack.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted you have to go to school first.

I wish I had money to buy the DLC pack

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, the dlc is PICHU!!!!!! (The character everyone loves)

I wish I could be good with smash as I was with mariokart.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You hands burn and 'splode.

I wish for 300cc.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. It's impossible to beat.

Next person makes a wish.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but that person had his wish too wishy washy.

I wish I could meet Kirby

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. Kirby eats you.

I wish for i had a forever pizza.

 

[Pit]

Granted, but every time you eat a slice you get terrible indigestion.

I wish I was a turtle.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. It doesn't have a shell.

I wish I could think of a foolproof wish.

 

[Pit]

Granted. You think of the perfect, fool-proof wish, but then get distracted for a couple seconds and forget what the wish was. And then you never remember it again, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could speak, write and understand every language.