Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Time Turner]

Granted. Time is now frozen for you.

.sdrawkcab daer dluoc ydobyna hsiw I

 

[wsbm]

Granted. I can and you stop feeling unique.

I wish Nintendo would make Luigi’s Mansion 2 using my ideas.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Everybody hates your idead though. (No offense)

I wish that another third party series would appear in a game with Mario as full-fledged characters.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but it is a poorly devoloped game that sells horribly.

I wish that I could think of a better wish.

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted. There are now a million ways to die.

I wish that SMG2 came out

I think he meant Super Mario Wiki, not Super Mario World.


Back to the thread:

Granted, but it is a poorly devoloped game that sells horribly.

I wish that I could think of a better wish.

Granted. I present you a handbook that includes that and other cliche wishes.

I wish Nintendo would just tell us what sex Birdo is.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but you become a hermit and never watch TV, never use the Internet, and miss the announcement.

I wish I had remembered to put a wish in this post without having to edit it in.

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted, but it's too late now. I've already replied.

I wish I could edit this wish after somebody else replies so that the answer would produce "lulz".

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but I already said it. lulz.

I wish that people would stop coming up with creepy relationships.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but they come up with random or stupid relationships.

I wish I could finish this sent

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but what you write is nonsense.

I wish that I could resist the urge to become posh all the time.

 

[Lario]

Granted. You are permanently 100% posh with an oversized and immovable monocle.

I wish that I could remember the name of that one thing.