Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Snowstalker]

Granted, now is sad.

I wish for a loyal army of squirrels.

 

[Booman]

Granted, BETRAYAL.

I wish for a computer.

 

[Lario]

Granted. It is one of the first computers ever made but it's vey unlike a modern computer-

So you're stuck with several hundred pounds of something that can barely do anything.

I wish I for solidified Neon!

 

[Waluigi48]

Granted, you are now neon.

I wish someone didn't copy from Line Rider.

 

[Lario]

Granted. That's the reason why non-Japanese countries have game companies that rip-off games like TF2 and SMG.

I wish my life had Big Lipped Alligator Moments. (You'll know if you're a NC fan...)

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but I'm not so I set a big-lipped aligator on you *cough* *cough*

I wish Bowser Jr. was blown off the face of the earth

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, Bowser kills you

I wish for non-boredom

 

[Noahp89]

Granted, but then you get a 24/7 job and that's all you are able to do.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you didn't make a wish.

I wish for my flu to go away.

 

[Noahp89]

Oops. =P

Granted, but you get the swine flu.


I wish I could have a colored username.

 

[Lario]

Granted. It gives you seizures since it flashes extremely rapid so you can have multiple colors!

I wish for another wish.

 

[Noahp89]

Granted, but the wish is limited to wishing for food only.

I wish for more restaurants to open near me.

 

[Lario]

No wish? 'K then.

I wish for some bacon with red pepper on all of it.

EDIT: For the above: Granted. A restraunt simply drops their large building onto your house while you were in it.