Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, the topic becomes so popular :posh: and :dk: and their son :waluigi: explode.

I wish NG would realize I gave him, er her, a sex change.

1300th reply
 
Granted, I kill you and go to the hospital to reverse the sex change.

I wish for 58 more posts in this thread.
 
Granted, 57 more posts will start coming, but then another poster will come along and make it 59 posts after yours. :eek:

I wish I could think of a wish to wish here in the Good wishes aren't always good wishes topic.
 
Granted, but you just already made one, so it turns into a paradox and a rip in space opens up.

I wish the number 4 would look better.
 
Granted. It looks better, but it is so complicated to draw (Whatever...) that it is replaced with the following:

1 + 3
200/50
100/25
2 + 2
-2 x (-2)
1 x 5 - 1
9,000/2250

And so on.

I wish America's average IQ was higher. (Hopefully, not like the end of...) (Bonus points if you know what could be said next!)
 
Granted. America's IQ becomes so high, everyone becomes their own nation.

I wish Lucky Charms did full-size marshmallows instead of mini ones.
 
Granted. This new addition makes the cereal so popular that absolutely everyone in the world eats it every day for breakfast(WITH SYRUP?), and every other advertisement be it a billboard or a TV commercial is advertising it. Eventually, it becomes so popular that everyone chokes on the full-size marshmallows in their greedy attempt to eat them at the same rate they did the mini ones, and everyone but you dies. You are forced to live the rest of your life eating nothing but the immense amount of Lucky Charms that were produced prior to your death, and constantly live with the remainders of this horrible thing you've done all around. On top of that, the batch of Lucky Charms that came right after the last one that hit the stores contained the cure for death. This having not been announced, you accidently eat this cereal when you go to the factories, and are you immortal.

I wish for a delicious cake that is not poisoned or anything.
 
Granted, someone steals it. As you try to get it back, he shoots and kills you.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
 
Granted. You end up flying into an airplane's engine.

I wish that wishes couldn't be granted.
 
Granted, but in the process it rips a hole in time and space destroying reality

I wish I had geass.
 
Granted. You are now in a universe where Guinea pigs (The rodent, not a person who gets expiremented on.) and humans have switched roles, only the Guinea pigs are a lot more successful than humans would be in the next 500 years... Wait, was that your wish? Oh forget it... Because they're also carnivorous Guinea pigs! Well, they'll only eat human flesh...

I wish the thread Control the Throne suddenly became peaceful.
 
Granted, but as everything else in this world nothing becomes peaceful for long.

I wish I had a custom Knightmare Frame.
 
Granted, you don't have enough room for it becaue of all the other Code Geass stuff, so your mom sells it all.

I wish for more activity on the forum.
 
Granted. Suddenly (and somehow), everyone on Earth is on the Forum, and intense traffic on here ensures.

I wish for... umm...
 
@Booman: Granted, nothing special happens.

@Lario: Granted, ... umm... rebels and kills us all.

I wish for a tank.
 
Granted. The Tank also comes with Louis of L4D.

Louis: TANK!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

NG runs away while Louis is being mauled.

NG goes down some stairs and when he reaches the lower floor's hallway, he finds some pills.

NG: Pills here!

Suddenly, the Tank lands on top of NG, so he- you guessed it-

He dies.

I wish that Malleo was resurrected so he can be alive again. (I'm sure I'm the only person who knows that Malleo's been dead for over two months.)
 
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