Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, the topic becomes so popular :posh: and :dk: and their son :waluigi: explode.

I wish NG would realize I gave him, er her, a sex change.

1300th reply
 
Granted, I kill you and go to the hospital to reverse the sex change.

I wish for 58 more posts in this thread.
 
Granted, 57 more posts will start coming, but then another poster will come along and make it 59 posts after yours. :o

I wish I could think of a wish to wish here in the Good wishes aren't always good wishes topic.
 
Granted, but you just already made one, so it turns into a paradox and a rip in space opens up.

I wish the number 4 would look better.
 
Granted. It looks better, but it is so complicated to draw (Whatever...) that it is replaced with the following:

1 + 3
200/50
100/25
2 + 2
-2 x (-2)
1 x 5 - 1
9,000/2250

And so on.

I wish America's average IQ was higher. (Hopefully, not like the end of...) (Bonus points if you know what could be said next!)
 
Granted. America's IQ becomes so high, everyone becomes their own nation.

I wish Lucky Charms did full-size marshmallows instead of mini ones.
 
Granted. This new addition makes the cereal so popular that absolutely everyone in the world eats it every day for breakfast(WITH SYRUP?), and every other advertisement be it a billboard or a TV commercial is advertising it. Eventually, it becomes so popular that everyone chokes on the full-size marshmallows in their greedy attempt to eat them at the same rate they did the mini ones, and everyone but you dies. You are forced to live the rest of your life eating nothing but the immense amount of Lucky Charms that were produced prior to your death, and constantly live with the remainders of this horrible thing you've done all around. On top of that, the batch of Lucky Charms that came right after the last one that hit the stores contained the cure for death. This having not been announced, you accidently eat this cereal when you go to the factories, and are you immortal.

I wish for a delicious cake that is not poisoned or anything.
 
Granted, someone steals it. As you try to get it back, he shoots and kills you.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
 
Granted. You end up flying into an airplane's engine.

I wish that wishes couldn't be granted.