Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it falls out of nowhere and lands on your head.

I wish for more good TV.

 

[Booman]

Granted, you go blind after seeing so much.

I wish we had :awesome: as a smiley.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, it jumped outta your screen and ate your head

I wish something bad wouldnt happen

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, nothing happens and you continue with your life.

I wish for a time bomb to be placed in a punch bowl at some random high school prom.

 

[Luigifreak]

Yes, but you happen to be at that prom and get hit by both the explosion and the rain of punch. And you're wearing your best white clothes. I'm so evil...

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you didn't wish for anything, but I still get paid.

I wish for activity in The Shroom board.

 

[Luigifreak]

K. It's all spam and the mods delete the board.
I wish Jeff didn't get paid.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, Jeff is broke but won a 3-Story Mansion

I wish i was an assasin

 

[Lario]

Granted. You have to kill yourself, so you do.

I wish the below poster didn't grant my wish.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, im not posting about your wish but someone else does

I wish i could self-destruct

 

[Luigifreak]

Granted. Boom. Yes.
I wish it was.... WALUIGI TIME!!!!!!

 

[Lario]

Granted. The tradition was changed to LUIGI time.

I wish it was time!

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, DK hates the attention and kills you for granting the wish

I Wish that everyone could breath underwater and the world was covered in water