Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted,they always,did,thus wasting your wish.

I wish I could pwn everyone.
 
Granted, you have the ability to, but you can only use it on ants.
I wish NLG and nintendo would make a new punch out.
 
Granted, they already did so you just wasted your wish.

I wish the board was active again.
 
Granted, It's active for a few seconds then it dies altogether.
I wish that NLG and Nintendo would make a new SUPER punch out.
 
Granted, but SMG2 comes out early and the Punch-Out!! sales flop.

I wish September 14th would hurry up already.
 
Granted, but that means that we would have to skip september 9-13, making my brothers birthday nonexistant, and I go blow you up.
I wish I had some acces to mother 1+3 outside of downloading a rom.
 
Granted, but since you wish you wish, you don't wish. I get to make the wish for you. Hehehe....
I wish that your wish was "I wish I was on pluto!"
 
Kracken said:
Granted, but since you wish you wish, you don't wish. I get to make the wish for you. Hehehe....
I wish that your wish was "I wish I was on pluto!"
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Granted, but then your post wouldn't make sense.

I wish I was Mario
 
Granted, you die on World 1-1 and get a game over.

I wish for copy and paste.
 
Granted, but they destroy everthing in a rampage while "Run to the Hills" by Iron Madien plays.

I wish for a fancy hat.
 
Jeff said:
Granted, but they destroy everthing in a rampage while "Run to the Hills" by Iron Madien plays.

I wish for a fancy hat.
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Granted, but it's so fancy that it was a wrought-iron fence on it and crushes you.

I wish that I was a millionaire...