Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[User4042]

Granted. You accidentally eat all those you love.

I wish to catch 'em all.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you catch a plethora of things you don't want.

I wish to let 'em go.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you let your heart go, dying.

I wish for pizza.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it has peanut butter on it.

I wish I can pollinate.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you now can't eat.

I wish emoticons existed in real life.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but they look like this:

I wish I was a Birdo.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but you get hit by a car.

I wish I was a Yoshi.

 

[Dashbot]

Granted, you tried to lick a frozen pole.. and now you are stuck forever.

I wish that they make 3DS games to DS instead. And Wii U games to Wii instead.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but all the WIIs and DSs explode.

I wish that I could fly like an eagle.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I break your wings.

I wish my allergies got better.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you develop new allergies.

I wish days were 48 hours long.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but weeks are now 3.5 days, not changing much.

I wish the imperial system wasn't so screwed up.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, but everybody uses U.S. customary units. (By the way, why the hell don't we use the metric system in the US?)

I wish Macs could run all Windows apps and games natively.

 

[Nysic]

Granted, now they don't run on windows.

I wish I had the force.

 

[mollymoon4]

granted, but you don't know how to use the force to its full extent, and as a result, you die from being squashed by a giant rock you attempted to lift with it.

i wish i could draw even better!

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you're the best artist in the world, but a jealous rival kills you.

I wish Miiverse didn't exist.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but Some people would never experience there first social media.....

I wish I had a raspberry pi

 

[User4042]

Granted, it's the number which blows raspberries at you

I wish for cake

 

[Lolcrawler]

But I eat it

I wish that i am amzing that I am god

 

[User4042]

Granted, but God takes your powers.

I wish I had more cake

 

[Nate Jacobs]

The rest of the cake has a painful poison.
I wish I literally was Shadow.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life brooding over your existence.

I wish Wario would wear a bikini.

 

[Nysic]

Granted, you die once you see it.

I wish it was May 30th.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you die that day.

I wish that the next user will give me money.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but it's one penny.

I wish that I had enough space on my SD Card to get Bravely Default.