Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[User4042]

Granted. You accidentally eat all those you love.

I wish to catch 'em all.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you catch a plethora of things you don't want.

I wish to let 'em go.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you let your heart go, dying.

I wish for pizza.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it has peanut butter on it.

I wish I can pollinate.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you now can't eat.

I wish emoticons existed in real life.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but they look like this:

I wish I was a Birdo.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but you get hit by a car.

I wish I was a Yoshi.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, you tried to lick a frozen pole.. and now you are stuck forever.

I wish that they make 3DS games to DS instead. And Wii U games to Wii instead.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but all the WIIs and DSs explode.

I wish that I could fly like an eagle.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I break your wings.

I wish my allergies got better.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you develop new allergies.

I wish days were 48 hours long.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but weeks are now 3.5 days, not changing much.

I wish the imperial system wasn't so screwed up.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, but everybody uses U.S. customary units. (By the way, why the hell don't we use the metric system in the US?)

I wish Macs could run all Windows apps and games natively.