Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted....

I wish me and my brother weren't having a flame war.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted.

I wish me and TZB would stop kick warring.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, one of you dies.

I wish that I had power.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but people kill you for having too much.

I wish that I had a hoard of tame, controlled flying monkeys.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they are howler monkeys.


I wish that I could change my voice at will.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but people get freaked out and kill you.

I wish that I was an author.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

You write something so bad, haters murder you.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

NO wish.....

I wish that I had swagaliciousness.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but you turn into an annoying swaggy nerd and everybody hates you.

I wish I could use emoticons in real life.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but you turn into an annoying emoticon using nerd and everybody hates you.

Fixed for my purpose.

I wish that everyone in the world liked me.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, an pilot of an airplane swoops down to say hi to you, killing you.

I wish I lived in the Pokemon world.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But someone thinks that you (shadow the hedgehog) are a Pokemon and catches you, but since you are not, you get squashed and die.

I wish that I was always happy