Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you jump off a cliff.

I wish I had something to wish for that someone already didn't do.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, but its something you really dont want to wish for

I wish I could wish

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you just wasted your wish.

I wish this board was active again.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, it's filledwith spam.

I wish that wasn't a smiley.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it's filledwith spam.

I wish that wasn't a smiley.

Granted, Uniju throws a fit and scares everyone away from the forum.

I wish I knew what ※ is.

 

[Booman]

Granted,it's secretly a *.
I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you grow enough until your head reaches the ceiling fan, and well... you can probily picture the rest. :P

I wish more people played EarthBound.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but all the people that play it hate it and you have to live your life with everyone talking about how it's garbage.

I wish I had a castle.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, but just turns out to be one of those moon-bounce thingys.

I wish I was Godzillia.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but just turns out to be one of those moon-bounce thingys.

How is that bad. :D

I wish I was Godzillia.

Granted, you get killed.

I wish Mother 1 didn't suck.

 

[Booman]

Granted,Mecha-Godzilla kills you.

I wish I had a pet boo.

 

[ShyGuy27]

*gets poltergust*

I wish Mother 1 didn't suck.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it was good enough that Itoi was sastified with it, so MOTHER 2 and 3 were never made.

I wish Obama was a super transforming robot man!