Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you burn the inside of youe nose and mouth.


I wish for a pet Boo.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish I had a pet Chain Chomp

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but it eats you

I wish I was in the middle of a combo-bounce on a bunch of goombas.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but the music makes one of the Goombas hop, you mistime your jump and die.

I wish I was a pigeon.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you are shot for no apparent reason whatsoever

i wish my life were better

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, your life was so horrible that you took dying as an option.


I wish for a pet Koopa.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you get up in the middle of the night, on the way to the bathroom, you kick his shell and it flies out the window and he dies

i wish for a plate of roast goomba

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You catch salmonella.

I wish Capcom and Level 5 would release Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney outside Japan already.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you don't jave enough money to buy it.



I wish for a pet Luma

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Granted, but it transforms into a planet that only consists of lava.

I wish for an Iphone.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it breaks, and then you have no iPhone.

I wish for chicken

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for even more -ness.