Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You are a Lvl 1 Magikarp.

I wish summer was winter and fall was spring.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted. The world ends before you experience it.

I wish I could control my flight (and yes they are angel wings)

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your wings turned out to be fake. You fall down. You die.

I wish I can go to school.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. Everyone at the school is a duck and all they can say is "quack", so you learn nothing.

I wish I had a diamond that was real, unbroken, not radioactive, nothing bad came with it, the right size, shipped on time and to my house, and nothing was hidden away inside the diamond that might be dangerous.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It was stolen property and you got arrested.

I wish I had some sweet, perfectly ripe cherries that weren't poisonous.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You die of cholera.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, the person who gave you the dollar sprayed poison on it first and you died.
I wish that Wario, Waluigi, Birdo, and Magikoopa were cut in Mario Party 10.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Pink Gold Peach replaces them all.

I wish Shy Guy was playable in SSB4 and played well.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Turns out to be Rosalina in disguise and takes over the world.

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You lose it, and your arch-nemesis uses it to send you to the sun.

I wish that I had the power to summon and bend water.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You created a tsunami, killing hundreds of people in your place.

I wish I can do something other than killing people.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You get in trouble for killing people earlier.

I wish Shadow Ball was special instead of physical in generation 3.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I wish Shy Guy was playable in SSB4, played well, controlled well, and isn't any other character in disguise.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You can only use him in one battle.

I wish Shadow Ball was physical instead of special in gen 3.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. Its power was changed to 20.

I wish Larry Koopa was playable in Mario Tennis, and he was available from the start, plays well, not downloadable content, controlled well, is available on all copies of the game, and isn't another character in a disguise.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You can only use him once.

I wish The Koopalings didn't exist.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. That wish is too awful to make worse.

I wish it rained tacos.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. All the tacos were flaming.

I wish Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings interacted more.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. They kill each other.

I wish I had more money.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You die of paper cuts.

I wish I have 100 bodyguards to protect me.

 

[RedShell]

They turn against you. You die.

I wish I had more coin money so infinite8 doesn't make me die by papercuts.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. The coins are dropped in mid-air on top of you. The metal crushes you.

I wish Super Mario Sunshine wasn't so underrated.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. People now no longer appreciate SM64.
I wish for infinite Invincibility stars.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. The last one backfires and kills you.

I wish Bowser Jr is in the next Mario Kart

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He turns out to be Pink Gold Peach in disguise.

I wish there was a more original character in place of Baby Rosalina in Mario Kart 8.