Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted. It only has one stage and every character is messed up.


I wish I had an infinite supply of LEGO.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, you get lost in the large pile of blocks.

I wish I had plushies of all the Mario characters, that are in perfect condition, normal size, and aren't haunted or alive. And they aren't virtual, either. And they were shipped to my house in time.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. There's a lit bomb in your package, too!

I wish I didn't get writer's block with my fanfics.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You instead get writer's block for essays in school.

I wish I was immune to bombs, and I didn't have to give up anything for it.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but you can die by just touching something that might kill you.

I wish I had more ideas for wishes.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. They're all bad.

I wish that users would think outside of the box more in this thread.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted. I wish Paper Mario was hated by everyone in this board.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. They all love hotel mario.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. I wish Paper Mario was hated by everyone in this board.

how in the fuck is that a good wish? everyone likes pa - oh wait, it's you, of course...

Granted. You can only control the weather in Nome, Alaska.

I wish I had a SNES.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It doesn't work.

I wish I had a PS3 that worked properly and can't break or get stolen.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It's extremely radioactive.

I wish it was Christmas already.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You get only one present and the dinner is just rice.

I wish I had a 3DS that never ran out of battery. It functions right, isn't haunted or alive or self aware, it came to me in perfect condition without anything else bad in the package, it exists and isn't just virtual. And it's normal size. And I can still play real games on it and go on Nintendo E-shop and get things and add to my balance. The stylus also never goes missing, it also isn't alive or etc.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Every game for the 3DS except for Sticker Star is discontinued.

I wish I had some chocolate.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You have to manually make it from the beans.

I wish nothing could ever be ruined for anyone.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You never feel rewarded ever again.

I wish that the next 3D Mario platformer game would return to the style from the pre-3D Land games. Also, the game isn't bad.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It's only available for 5 minutes at 4 in the morning.

I wish I had some cooked bacon.

 

[3D Player 2004]

How the heck is that a good wish?
I'll do it anyways.
Granted. You cooked it too much and ended up burning it and eating it anyways and therefore you end up getting a bad stomach ache.

I wish and never existed.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. There are evil versions of Peach and Rosalina instead.

I wish that the new Smash Bros. leak was fake.

 

[3D Player 2004]

... It already is fake... though if it was real, You get my dream roster instead! (which I know you all hate)
so basically this

I wish Mario Kart N64 wasn't so overrated.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It goes from an A+ rating to an A rating.

I wish 3D Player 2004 would stop disagreeing with pretty much everything.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. We all leave after being creeped out by 3D Player's new personality. He takes over the forum and turns it into a site that features nothing but a soundboard playing Mario Party 5-7 sound effects.

I wish that I would meet a talking dog.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. All it says is terrible insults.

I wish there were no bad people in the world.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. You turn into a bad person.

I wish I had more hobbies.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted. I eat you.

that's what i wanted

Granted. You suck at them.
I wish I had wings.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You can't control them, so you fly up until you die.

If it's the food, then they're your wings.

I wish that I could become a Pokémon for a day.