What did you learn today?

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Killer Axe kills things.
I'm sure we've all heard the saying "You learn something new every day." Well, what did you learn?

Today I learned that my uncle is in Alaska.
 
I learned that Aoi from Asobi ni Iku yo!'s gun is a Smith & Wesson Model 500.
 
I learned that the Redskins management is stupid. They're making 350-lb linemen run 300-yard sprints. When the fuck are they gonna need to run 300 yards?
 
I learned that I have ADHD and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Scary stuff.