Two choices

[Smashley]

Igiul

Sun/Moon

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Sun

Fake Music|Britney Spears

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Fake Music

w/e / whatever

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Whatever

Fat Man/Little Boy

 

[Gumball Machine]

Considering Wario's a fat man, I'm going with little boy.

Winter in June/A rocket to the moon

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Option 1 actually happens where I live so...
A rocket to the moon

Concert|Final Jam

 

[Gumball Machine]

I've performed in concerts before, not fun at all. So Final Jam, it sounds less stresful.

Causing your sisters (if you have any) so much pain/Given them a platypus brain.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Causing your sisters (if you have any) so much pain

Spoiler

I hope you meant just messing around with 'em

Artist who cares about her fans|Freak who sings and add everyone to Facebook even if they aren't fans

 

[Gumball Machine]

Causing your sisters (if you have any) so much pain

Spoiler

I hope you meant just messing around with 'em

Artist who cares about her fans

Yeah, just messing around.

Submarine/Time Machine

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Time Machine

Spoiler

I could fix so many things, or just mess around with those who hate me, hahaha

Deconstruct a song for a Jam|Do a re-do of the song for the jam

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Do a re-do of the song for the jam

House Sparrows/European Starlings

 

[Xiahou Dun]

House Sparrow

Donkey Kong's Head / Donkey Kong's Body

 

[Gumball Machine]

DK's head

Making your clothes a fashion craze/Making shoelace tips a household phrase

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Making shoelace tips a household phrase

Donkey Kong dead / Donkey Kong 6 feet under

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Making shoelace tips a household phrase

Donkey Kong dead / Donkey Kong 6 feet under

Whenever, Wherever (song)|Whoever, Whatever (title parody)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Whenever, Wherever (song)

Donkey Kong's flesh sprout/Donkey Kong's tumor

 

[Gumball Machine]

DK's Flesh Sprout

Thawing a caveman out of ice/Building a roller coster twice

 

[Smashley]

Building a roller coaster twice

Smiling/Frowning

 

[Gumball Machine]

Smiling

Party/Intimate Get Together

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Party

Sea Hag|Sea King

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Sea King

Rainbow/Metallic

 

[Gumball Machine]

Metallic

cake/donut

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Donut

Spagetti/Lo mein

 

[Gumball Machine]

spaghetti

Kirby/King Dedede

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Kirby

All|Nothing