What would you do if you were somehow in a Mario game?

[unit4545]

I would ride a lakitu cloud and rain spinies on everybody!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I would DANCE

 

[unit4545]

I'd eat everything!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I would spank Luigi

 

[unit4545]

I'd reda his diary

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I would go through pipes.

 

[unit4545]

I'd connect the pipes to sewage :P

 

[SolarBlaze]

I'd reda his diary

I thought Bowser's was more interesting, so I'd read his.

 

[unit4545]

I'd use a smash ball tocreat a supernova that destroys everything in the world!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I would be paper.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

I would show Baby Luigi the wiki

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I would stop bumping 1 month old posts. :P

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I would drown

 

[unit4545]

I would punch you in teh crotch 1000 times for bumping old posts.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I didn't bump it....

 

[unit4545]

Other posts.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I still didn't bump them...

 

[unit4545]

what about KNIFE FIGHT!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

That was the only one...

 

[Zero777]

I'll let Bowser punch my chest so we'll find out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

 

[unit4545]

I would cut down all teh pipes.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I would teach Mario how to give Goombas Wedgies.

 

[unit4545]

Uhh.. goomba's don't wear underwear...

Wait... eeeeeew....

 

[SpinyMaster347]

They don't? Then to Koopas

 

[unit4545]

I would steal a koopa's shell and ride it so racoon mob can give it a wedgie.