What would you do if you were somehow in a Mario game?

The things I censored were kinda...you know...giggity.
 
You dirty, dirty boy.
 
Sharks Territory said:
The things I censored were kinda...you know...giggity.
Your post was pretty lame though.

If I was in a Mario game, I would just go through all the levels. Maybe I might even get my own game.
 
I would eat a Mega Mushroom so I can then squash people that turn on the royal family like the vermin that they are!!!(no offense ;))
 
i would do what mario never did to peach.......ask her to go out, then, kill her, go to bowser lair and put a bomb there, kill mario with a chainsaw and explain to the toads about the evil ruler George W Bush
 
I would find all of the pipes leading to the real world and make them more obvious.
 
I would study how pipes work and discover the mystery why you can go places even if they're on different planets while not being connected to eachother!
 
Kiss daisy
Throw luigi in a pit
steel Toad and toadette
Get Bowser JR.'s autograph
Play som mario party
Ride on yoshi
Go mario karting
Scream at Waluigi
Takle king boo yelling AUTOGRAPH!!!!!
Tell birdo shes a male.
Thats all! ;)
 
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