1. Piss off a group of Bowser's minions, and get them to gang up on me.
2. Inevitably get saved by Mario and his gang.
3. Continually insist that I join Mario's party, as he will be unable to turn me down.
4. Use my newfound friendship with Mario and his gang to gain the trust of the royal family.
5. Abuse my power and steal millions of coins in Mushroomian tax dollars.
6. Use this money to fund an operation on such a massive scale that no hero could ever take me down and so secretive that no hero could even find out, to kidnap Ashley.
7. Need I say more? 8)