Random Question, Random Answer

[Nerdy Guy]

Because nobody can find them. (speaking of which, could you post a link? thanks.)

http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=2001.0

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Where the fuck's your random question? D:

why come nerdy girl didn't post a qwestion?

 

[unit4545]

Nerdy guy, punk. cause he a mod that helps out a citizen.

anyway, why has donkey kong invaded my post?

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

shit face, that's why

Why are you denying your love?

 

[Tyrell Badd]

I have no soul.

Why are you eating that cheeseburger?

 

[unit4545]

cause i asked if i can haz cheezburger and they gave me one.

WHY AM I MOVING???

 

[Marioguy1]

Because the monkeys are jumping on the bed

Why does this thread exist?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Because you're a guppy.

Why did I bother writing this?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Cause you're on shroomz.

Why are there so may people?

 

[Storm Yoshi]

Because there is.

Who put the bop in the bop de wop de shop?

 

[Tyrell Badd]

I did because there was too much shoop in da whoop.

Why is this thread not locked yet?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Because the Cornflakes are going mouldy.

Why does this smiley bowser exist?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because bowser is gangsta.

Why did I use gangsta?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Because all birds are going cheap.

Why did I use two question marks??

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because 3 question marks is for n00bs.

Why am I saying "Why am I saying"?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Cause.

Why do I have a Userpedia page

 

[unit4545]

Cause you suck at NSMBW

Why am i so interested in easter eggs?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Cause you didn't make it!

Whi am I bored

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Because you don't understand humor!

Why is my favorite character my favorite?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Because his hat is burning with side salad.

Why can't you read my question?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because.

Why didn't he post a question?

 

[unit4545]

cause yo face is gangsta yo!

Why is my face imploded?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

cause I didn't capitalize cause.

Why didn't I do that?

 

[unit4545]

YOUR FACE!

why did my answer suck?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because you are Jr.

Why am I here?