Random Question, Random Answer

No habla ingles.

Por qué?
Because he had a splinter in his toe.

How many times a day does :mario: go to the bathroom?

How far does the shooting star shoot from the shooting star that shoots that got shot?
Figure it out yourself!
Why is there evil in the world?
Because I made it that way!
Why does anyone like French Onion Soup?
Casue the french aren't understandable, onions smell, and soup tastes wierd altogether.

why am i flooding the next sentence with smileys?

MOD EDIT: Too many smileys.
Because you didn't read the rules.

Why do people never read the rules?
Because nobody can find them. (speaking of which, could you post a link? thanks.)

why has donkey kong invaded my post? :dk: