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No habla ingles.

Por qué?
 
Because he had a splinter in his toe.

How many times a day does :mario: go to the bathroom?
 
Applesauce.

How far does the shooting star shoot from the shooting star that shoots that got shot?
 
Figure it out yourself!
Why is there evil in the world?
 
Because I made it that way!
Why does anyone like French Onion Soup?
 
Casue the french aren't understandable, onions smell, and soup tastes wierd altogether.

why am i flooding the next sentence with smileys?

MOD EDIT: Too many smileys.
 
Because you didn't read the rules.

Why do people never read the rules?
 
Because nobody can find them. (speaking of which, could you post a link? thanks.)

why has donkey kong invaded my post? :dk:
 
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