Random Question, Random Answer

[Aiko Heiwa]

No habla ingles.

Por qué?

 

[ralphfan]

Non parlo spagnolo, io parlo italiano.

Perché il microfono Gamecube fai schifo?

 

[Silverarms]

No .
How old is

 

[ralphfan]

The plant.

Why was Attila the Hun so vicious?

 

[Silverarms]

Because he had a splinter in his toe.

How many times a day does go to the bathroom?

 

[ralphfan]

More than that tree wants to.

Is sleeping?

 

[Silverarms]

Only on cinco de mayo.

When was born?

 

[ralphfan]

Maple tree.

Is it warm in Australia?

 

[Silverarms]

Applesauce.

How far does the shooting star shoot from the shooting star that shoots that got shot?

 

[ralphfan]

Azerbaijan.

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck?

 

[King_boo_X]

OVAR 9000!!!!

Why i cant stay on hotel mario?

 

[ralphfan]

Buffalo.

Is this game stupid?

 

[Zero777]

S.B.R.F.G.

Is this real life?

 

[ralphfan]

SNAFU.

Anyone else think this thread sucks?

 

[unit4545]

Fun-hating losers do.

Who hacked my Dsi?

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

me

how do i shot web?

 

[unit4545]

Get a spider-man cosume and web bowser in the face.

Who is able to turn into ?

 

[Waffleraven497]

aargh

who eats cheese

 

[unit4545]

Cheese-eaters. What is teh shopkeepers greeting in the legend of zelda?

 

[Uniju]

Figure it out yourself!
Why is there evil in the world?

 

[unit4545]

Because they're not enough kingdom hearts fanpeople to stop it.

why is so ?

 

[Uniju]

Because I made it that way!
Why does anyone like French Onion Soup?

 

[unit4545]

Casue the french aren't understandable, onions smell, and soup tastes wierd altogether.

why am i flooding the next sentence with smileys?

MOD EDIT: Too many smileys.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Because you didn't read the rules.

Why do people never read the rules?

 

[unit4545]

Because nobody can find them. (speaking of which, could you post a link? thanks.)

why has donkey kong invaded my post?