You Know You've Played Donkey Kong Games Too Much When...

Eraineda

Eraineda

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Well, since there's a post like this at the Mario' forum, I decided created another one,Dk-style.


-You always eats bananas at breakfast;
-You eats bananas at lunch;
-You eats banans at dinner;
-You hate crocodiles;

So guys, make more.
 
Just 'cause you hate crocodiles it doesn't mean you play DK games too much...
Your only clothing is a tie (go get some clothes sicko)
 
Oh?


I need pants.
 
:dk: YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY APE! :dk:
:dk: -You Play Tennis with a wooden raquet. :dk:
:dk: -You play baseball with a boxing glove. :dk:
 
Ummm....a lot of people play tennis with a wooden racquet.
 
Son_of_Suns said:
Ummm....a lot of people play tennis with a wooden racquet.
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do they play baseball with a boxing glove??? :lol:
 
All from DK Jungle Beat:

-When you see elephants you think they're robots.
-When you see a pineapple you always clap to pick it up.
-You think that having a collection of bananas is cool.
-You jump inside flowers thinking you will be shot out.
-You think you can swim in jelly.
-When you see monkeys, you think that they are tewlling you to do what they are doing.
 
Your a monkey.

When you fire your coconut gun, its fire at first.
 
You try to burp to take out your enemies.
Your cousin (tiny) is bigger than you are.
You ride on top of a rhino, swordfish, and frog? how does that work?
Your kart is shaped like a Barrel
 
You go on homocidal rampages, destroying everything and everyone in your path.... just because you can.