You Know You've Played Donkey Kong Games Too Much When...

Eraineda

Goomba
Well, since there's a post like this at the Mario' forum, I decided created another one,Dk-style.


-You always eats bananas at breakfast;
-You eats bananas at lunch;
-You eats banans at dinner;
-You hate crocodiles;

So guys, make more.
 

Smiddle

Power Star
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Just 'cause you hate crocodiles it doesn't mean you play DK games too much...
Your only clothing is a tie (go get some clothes sicko)
 

Smiddle

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I don't. I'm just floating inside some weird 1337 ball, and it's probably warm in there.
 

PeteyPiranhaLover

Why does Petey Piranha got to have haters?
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:dk: YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY APE! :dk:
:dk: -You Play Tennis with a wooden raquet. :dk:
:dk: -You play baseball with a boxing glove. :dk:
 

Son_of_Suns

Cheep Cheep
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Ummm....a lot of people play tennis with a wooden racquet.
 

Max2

King Bowser
Son_of_Suns said:
Ummm....a lot of people play tennis with a wooden racquet.
do they play baseball with a boxing glove??? :lol:
 

Paper Jorge

who? am? I?
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All from DK Jungle Beat:

-When you see elephants you think they're robots.
-When you see a pineapple you always clap to pick it up.
-You think that having a collection of bananas is cool.
-You jump inside flowers thinking you will be shot out.
-You think you can swim in jelly.
-When you see monkeys, you think that they are tewlling you to do what they are doing.
 

Guiliant

Shine Sprite
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Your a monkey.

When you fire your coconut gun, its fire at first.
 

Xzelion

Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant...
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You try to burp to take out your enemies.
Your cousin (tiny) is bigger than you are.
You ride on top of a rhino, swordfish, and frog? how does that work?
Your kart is shaped like a Barrel
 
You go on homocidal rampages, destroying everything and everyone in your path.... just because you can.
 

Xzelion

Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant...
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You shot coconuts at you enemy.
You shot peanuts a crocidiles
 

Plumber

Tenacious Trio
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You have nightmares about the Hump glitch.
 

3Dejong

THIS PERSONAL TEXT IS SILLY!
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You have nightmares about Plumber having nightmares about the hump glitch.

REALLY HAPPENED.
 

Plumber

Tenacious Trio
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3dejong said:
You have nightmares about Plumber having nightmares about the hump glitch.

REALLY HAPPENED.
:eekdance:

You dream of Donkey Kong except he's a donkey instead.
 

SiFi

Just a flight attendant guy.
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SiFi
You don't go to the circus in case your girlfriend gets kidnapped.
 

Plumber

Tenacious Trio
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You think crocodiles are evil and throw barrels at them.
 

Plumber

Tenacious Trio
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You play bongos in your dreams when you dream of being a monkey.
 

3Dejong

THIS PERSONAL TEXT IS SILLY!
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*throws barrel at Smiddle*

EEEW! I thought you were a crocodile. Shower, OK?
 
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