Crime and defense

Pink Cat

Art by BBQ Turtle
Pronouns
Kie/Mer
The user below is accused of a crime, they must come up with a reason they couldn't possibly do it ... only to acuse the next user of another crime, repeat

You ate my Doritos
 
They were already a dragon and slimifying them protects others

You shut off all the electricity in my house
 
I'm cold and the electricity based heater keeps me warm!

stealing my pencil sharpener