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Muttley, do something!
 
Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMMM, richer!
 
Why do people say Waluigi isn't great?
A lot of them don't have any idea what they're saying.
Luigi is a useless loser!
U must know who's better, right?
I do!
Get outta here if you don't think Waluigi's great! Or else
I'll kick you out with my WALU-WHEENIEEE
 
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I hate bananas! That's why I love stomping on them! *Scratch laugh*
 
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