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HRGGG! Waluigi!!!!! Where are we?
I don't know Wario.
Hmmm. Aha!
What?
Well. I can charge up a fart then rocket out!
And what about me?
You stay!
WAAA!
Here goes nothing! *Charges up a fart* GRRRRMMM! *Farts*
BLEACK!
WAAAHHHOOO! *Escapes into the walkway*
Yes?
And if I don't?
*farts*
Easy enough!
Dun Dun Dun Dun. *Walks around and farts on every guard*
Hrm.
P***.
*Pees acid on the guard*
Works like a charm.
WA!
AHHH! *Falls*
HAHA GOT YOU! I got free!
How?
I climed out.
Oh.
I'm not sure using me as a door opener is a good idea,
You'll be fine. 1......
*gulp*
2.........3!
AHHHH!
WARIO! WE DID IT! WE'RE FREE!
WOHOO!
*gulp*
*gulp*
Uh, Nowhere...
Yeah....
HASTA LA VISTA SUCKER!
WA!
Wait.
What?
*looks up*
OH NO!
*Jumps down* Hello!
Heh Heh Heh Sup?
GRH!
WA!
Your going in there you know.
No! YOU ARE!
FATZO PUNCH!
*Jumps out of the way* Fatzo? Really?
*Kicks Luigi*
OW! HEYAH! *Electrifies Wa*
Mama Mia! *Surrenders*
OH YEAH! HYAHHHHHHHHH!
*gulp*
FINAL SMASH!
I give in!
Good.
Yep, this is my home.
EEP! A HEDGEHOG! GETITOUTGETITOUT!
Peach! Calm down!
*I look around and see sonic* *I walk up to him* And what are you supposed to be?
So, bowser.
*I look at Mario*
Remember the fights you and me had?
*I remember the grand battle me and him had* Yeah, Why?
I say we do it again!
Really? Ok......I'm ready for you mario!
I'm ready for you mario!
BRING IT!
3!
2!
1!
BRAWL! *Charges towards bowser*
*I pick mario up by the legs and spin him around then throw him to the ground*
*Slides* Your pretty good.
*I smirk* *I then charge at him firing fireballs*
*Butt catches on fire* *eyes turns into X's* HAHHAHAHA! *Jumps in the air then runs around wildly*
HA!
*Grabs My tail* *Spins me around* *Tosses me* SO LONG GAY (In this definiton gay as in cool ok?) BOWSER!
WHOA! *I slide down a roof to the ground then I enter my shell and spin around*
WHOA! *Get's hit by my shell and is sent flying in the air and down to the ground*
Finishing it now! *I charge a final blow punch and hit mario*
Mama Mia! *Falls*
HAHA! VICTORY! *Some Gems surround me* Uh what? *I get zaped away*
BOWSER!!!!!!!
You don't say smart *Truck honks*
What a about a bowser!?
WHAT!
Yeah......
?
*Walks out* What happened?
MY A BROTHER COME A HERE A!
......Who?
...
*I wake up feeling sick, I look at Eggmans ugly mug, I really want to pummel him but, what's this! I'M CAGED* Egg man....
Talk is cheap.
THIS KINGDOM IS MINE PAL!