Now that a quick preview has been done, I shall tell you a story, it is one about, Smart’s and stupidity, About Boldness and stupidity, and a story about Courage, and more stupidity. Would like to come?
WARIO!!! WARIO!!! WA! Waluigi! I’m trying to sleep!
Ah, forget that, LOOK AT THE NEWS!!!
News guy: The Heros Mario & Luigi have been seriously injured, Mario has lived, Peach has lived, and Luigi has lived even though he has just woke up after ten years!
(Chapter 1: Mario And Luigi Story)
Ma, Ma, Ma mario?
LUIGI! YOUR ALIVE!
Did, we, win?
Mario: No... Bowser, he...he...HE WON *Luigi watches helplessly as Mario burts into tears.*
Luigi: Wait, who’s that? *Luigi looks at a little boy behind Mario.
Mario: Thats, um, Mario Jr.
==Back at Wario and Waluigi’s==
Wario: AH GREAT! MORE MARIOS! HERE TO RUIN MY MICROGAMES!
Me: *Huff, Huff,* (Why am I second gessing myself, is evil not the path to victory?) GAH! *Smashes bench* Maybe, if I just, befriend Mario, then, Maybe I can become king, I mean, evil doesn’t seem to work...
*Somewhere in the country*
Mario, Where are we going? We have been on the road for a while now, your son is a chatter box, you forgot my 3ds, where are we going?
*A few minutes later*
We are here.
*Crack Crack Crack* Ok, Don-key Kong! Please, your crushing me.
*Walks out of the cabin*Where were you Mario?
*Sweats* Uh, Nowhere, just, uh, picking up Luigi
(yeah right, you ate a pound of Lazanya.) Wait, why are you here?
Well me and Mario, we uh...
*I jump down then fall in front of Mario* Mario, you have to forgive me, I I am really sorry...
Yeah right, let me see... Uhh, Mario, he ain’t lyin. Ok then...
*puts on breathing mask* Wario! QUIT FARTING!
Pizza’s here gu- OH MY GOSH! THAT SMELL! *Passes out and slowly stops brething* KOJOWKI! ANALYSIS!
EMERGENCY SERVICE, oh no not you two.
We have a dying toad!!!!!!!
No! Send out dispatch
*Mario and Peach’s home*
Aww, man, you beat me again!
Me: Aww, come on Luigi, how can you be beaten?
That’s the thing, I can’t!
UNCLE! UNCLE! Where’s mom?
*Runs downstairs in pajamas* Has anyone seen peach?
(What? Where is she?) Mario, Let’s look in my airship, and, *laughs* are you wearing Spaghetti pajamas!
*in pirate goomba’s airship* *wakes up* Mario, WHAT! WHERE AM I?
*Looks at Princess peach* Come with me if you know what’s good for you.
**Takes peach home where the crew is waiting, asleep* SNORRE! *Annoyed* *Slaps Dk with a bat* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Oh, it’s you... *falls immediately back to sleep*
*Comes downstairs*Oh, hi *Yawn* Peach, can I go to sleep now? Fine, mario...
*In a tree* Yeah Mario, everything's alright, for now... BWAHAHAHA!
*the next day*
*In the kitchen me and Dry Bones are trying to make Food, I’m sure you can imagine how that’s gonna go...*
*Grabs Plate* Uhh Bowser, make the toast.
Yeah, I’m trying, I’m making the Biscuits and Gravy.
*At Wario and Waluigi’s*
Police: Wario, Waluigi! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
*Wario and Waluigi’s story next*
Ehh, You snuck up on me! Look at peach!
($()#)#)#;#;$)-‘ks! *Bombs explode
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RECREATED THE FORMULA! AND NOW I LEAVE YOU IN DEAFEAT! PEACH EVENTUALLY HAS TO OPEN HER MOUTH TO EAT RIGHT? THAT WILL CAUSE BOMBS! GAME OVER, MARIO!
*The Doors air lock*
-To be continued-