Now that a quick preview has been done, I shall tell you a story, it is one about, Smart’s and stupidity, About Boldness and stupidity, and a story about Courage, and more stupidity. Would like to come?
WARIO!!! WARIO!!! WA! Waluigi! I’m trying to sleep! Ah, forget that, LOOK AT THE NEWS!!!
==BREAKING NEWS!!!!==
News guy: The Heros Mario & Luigi have been seriously injured, Mario has lived, Peach has lived, and Luigi has lived even though he has just woke up after ten years!
(Chapter 1: Mario And Luigi Story)
Ma, Ma, Ma mario? LUIGI! YOUR ALIVE! Did, we, win?
Mario: No... Bowser, he...he...HE WON *Luigi watches helplessly as Mario burts into tears.*
Luigi: Wait, who’s that? *Luigi looks at a little boy behind Mario.
Mario: Thats, um, Mario Jr.
Luigi: WHAT!
==Back at Wario and Waluigi’s==
Wario: AH GREAT! MORE MARIOS! HERE TO RUIN MY MICROGAMES!
Waluigi: WA!
H-H-Hi... Uhh, Hi there...Mario, how long was I asleep? Um, 10 years? Give or take. Where’s Bowser? Yoshi! (We chased him away!) Oh! Hi Yoshi. Man, a lot has happened, Well he’s gone for now.
(Chapter 1 Ending: Bowser Story)
Oh, I’m so old... GRANDPA! Have you seen dad? Oh, I don’t know whisper snapper, Go on an adventure, ok. Oh, Fine.
Me: *Huff, Huff,* (Why am I second gessing myself, is evil not the path to victory?) GAH! *Smashes bench* Maybe, if I just, befriend Mario, then, Maybe I can become king, I mean, evil doesn’t seem to work...
*Somewhere in the country* Mario, Where are we going? We have been on the road for a while now, your son is a chatter box, you forgot my 3ds, where are we going? Home.
*A few minutes later* We are here. LUIGI! *Crack Crack Crack* Ok, Don-key Kong! Please, your crushing me. Oh, Sorry. *Walks out of the cabin*Where were you Mario? *Sweats* Uh, Nowhere, just, uh, picking up Luigi (yeah right, you ate a pound of Lazanya.) Wait, why are you here? Well me and Mario, we uh... Oh.
*Airship noises* Oh No! *I jump down then fall in front of Mario* Mario, you have to forgive me, I I am really sorry... Yeah right, let me see... Uhh, Mario, he ain’t lyin. Ok then...
*puts on breathing mask* Wario! QUIT FARTING! Pizza’s here gu- OH MY GOSH! THAT SMELL! *Passes out and slowly stops brething* KOJOWKI! ANALYSIS! 9-1-1! EMERGENCY SERVICE, oh no not you two. We have a dying toad!!!!!!!
No! Send out dispatch
*Mario and Peach’s home* Aww, man, you beat me again! Me: Aww, come on Luigi, how can you be beaten? That’s the thing, I can’t! UNCLE! UNCLE! Where’s mom? *Runs downstairs in pajamas* Has anyone seen peach? (What? Where is she?) Mario, Let’s look in my airship, and, *laughs* are you wearing Spaghetti pajamas!
*in pirate goomba’s airship* *wakes up* Mario, WHAT! WHERE AM I?
This goomba’s airship is this goomba’s airship! How did you get past mario? He snores louder than godzilla.
*On Bowser’s airship* (I can’t believe have to do this) BE QUIET! Waa waa! *After Bowser* WAA!! WAA! Great, now he’s loader!
*somewhere else* Ready the bomb for Pirate Goomba.
*Looks at Princess peach* Come with me if you know what’s good for you.
**Takes peach home where the crew is waiting, asleep* SNORRE! *Annoyed* *Slaps Dk with a bat* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Oh, it’s you... *falls immediately back to sleep* *Comes downstairs*Oh, hi *Yawn* Peach, can I go to sleep now? Fine, mario...
*Outside* *In a tree* Yeah Mario, everything's alright, for now... BWAHAHAHA!
*the next day* *In the kitchen me and Dry Bones are trying to make Food, I’m sure you can imagine how that’s gonna go...* *Grabs Plate* Uhh Bowser, make the toast. Yeah, I’m trying, I’m making the Biscuits and Gravy.
*At Wario and Waluigi’s*
Police: Wario, Waluigi! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
*Wario and Waluigi’s story next*
-Meanwhile at Mario’s- : Mario come quick! : Toad, Mario’s in the shower... *Zooms to mario’s bathroom* MY EYES! THEY BURN! : Nobody listens, Nobody! : Toad! : The princess!
: Ok, but-a-privacy? : (?) *Clank* M A R I O ! S L O W D O W N I A M S T U C K O N A R O P E! MAMAMI!
*Peaches* *Whack* (?) Mario, Sneaking up on someone? Pathetic! Mario!!!
_To be continued....
Ehh, You snuck up on me! Look at peach! ($()#)#)#;#;$)-‘ks! *Bombs explode I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RECREATED THE FORMULA! AND NOW I LEAVE YOU IN DEAFEAT! PEACH EVENTUALLY HAS TO OPEN HER MOUTH TO EAT RIGHT? THAT WILL CAUSE BOMBS! GAME OVER, MARIO!
*The Doors air lock*
-To be continued-
*Panics* *Starts hammering everything* Luigi! Wait! No, stop! “@#))#((@)@
*BOOM* *panics even more* Luigi! Punch a hole!
-To be continued...-
*Meanwhile in another dimension*