Interesting Mario vs. Wario point.

Ghost Jam

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A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?
 

SiFi

Benjamin Judd
If you ask me, it's just because they're from different parts of italia
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
Ghost Jam said:
A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?
I never thought of that.
 

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
Ghost Jam said:
A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
 

Stooben Rooben

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Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Ghost Jam said:
Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.
That's because he's rich.
Wario is a sugar daddy.
The gold, the jewels, the mansion, it all makes sense now.

Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
 

Ghost Jam

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Stooben Rooben said:
Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
But Vivian is a boy.
 

Stooben Rooben

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Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
But Vivian is a boy.
It's not that easy to tell.

Or maybe Mario knew Viv was a boy, and he's bisexual.
 

SiFi

Benjamin Judd
Stooben Rooben said:
Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
But Vivian is a boy.
It's not that easy to tell.

Or maybe Mario knew Viv was a boy, and he's bisexual.
Or maybe Mario knew, but he didn't have any feelings for him anyway.
 

SolarBlaze

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Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.

Ghost Jam said:
But Vivian is a boy.
Supposedly she is in the Japanese version, but in America, Vivian's officially female.
 

Stooben Rooben

Star Spirit
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SolarBlaze said:
Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.
But...Ms. Mowz is so cute. :)
 

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
Stooben Rooben said:
SolarBlaze said:
Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.
But...Ms. Mowz is so cute. :)
SolarBlaze has a point. Ms. Mowz is the Mario version of Rouge the Bat. She's a treasure hunter, and she likes to flirt with guys.
 

Stooben Rooben

Star Spirit
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Sir Lancelot said:
Stooben Rooben said:
SolarBlaze said:
Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.
But...Ms. Mowz is so cute. :)
SolarBlaze has a point. Ms. Mowz is the Mario version of Rouge the Bat. She's a treasure hunter, and she likes to flirt with guys.
Yeah, that's true.
 

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
Luigis Pizza said:
Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Ghost Jam said:
Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.
That's because he's rich.
Wario is a sugar daddy.
You sound like some one familiar... gee i wonder where he's getting these theories from...
I find this to be extremely suspicious.

Are you trying to avoid suspicion of being Rudnicki?

If so, it failed.
 
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