Interesting Mario vs. Wario point.

Ghost Jam

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A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?
 

SiFi

Just a flight attendant guy.
If you ask me, it's just because they're from different parts of italia
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
Ghost Jam said:
A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?
I never thought of that.
 

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
Ghost Jam said:
A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
 

Stooben Rooben

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Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Ghost Jam said:
Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.
That's because he's rich.
Wario is a sugar daddy.
The gold, the jewels, the mansion, it all makes sense now.

Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
 

Ghost Jam

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Stooben Rooben said:
Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
But Vivian is a boy.
 

Stooben Rooben

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Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
But Vivian is a boy.
It's not that easy to tell.

Or maybe Mario knew Viv was a boy, and he's bisexual.
 

SiFi

Just a flight attendant guy.
Stooben Rooben said:
Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Sir Lancelot said:
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.
You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.
But Vivian is a boy.
It's not that easy to tell.

Or maybe Mario knew Viv was a boy, and he's bisexual.
Or maybe Mario knew, but he didn't have any feelings for him anyway.
 

SolarBlaze

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Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.

Ghost Jam said:
But Vivian is a boy.
Supposedly she is in the Japanese version, but in America, Vivian's officially female.
 

Stooben Rooben

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SolarBlaze said:
Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.
But...Ms. Mowz is so cute. :)
 

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
Stooben Rooben said:
SolarBlaze said:
Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.
But...Ms. Mowz is so cute. :)
SolarBlaze has a point. Ms. Mowz is the Mario version of Rouge the Bat. She's a treasure hunter, and she likes to flirt with guys.
 

Stooben Rooben

Star Spirit
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Sir Lancelot said:
Stooben Rooben said:
SolarBlaze said:
Stooben Rooben said:
You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.
Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.
But...Ms. Mowz is so cute. :)
SolarBlaze has a point. Ms. Mowz is the Mario version of Rouge the Bat. She's a treasure hunter, and she likes to flirt with guys.
Yeah, that's true.
 

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
Luigis Pizza said:
Ghost Jam said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Ghost Jam said:
Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.
That's because he's rich.
Wario is a sugar daddy.
You sound like some one familiar... gee i wonder where he's getting these theories from...
I find this to be extremely suspicious.

Are you trying to avoid suspicion of being Rudnicki?

If so, it failed.
 
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