Mario Kart vehicle aesthetic tier list

Xiahou Dun

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Mario
Mario Tier: top notch design, pleasing to look at or fun to be on, use it on most sessions of Mario Kart, Mario's choice of kart when I use him.

PrancerBodyMK8.png
800px-MK7_Royal_Ribbon.png
682px-Mkdd_heart_coach.jpg


S Tier: top notch design, pleasing to look at or fun to be on, sounds great.
FlameRiderBodyMK8.png
WildWing-DiddyKong.png
Sugarscoot-Daisy.png
MK8CityTripper.png
Hunter_Bee.jpg
WildWigglerBodyMK8.png
Turbo_Dolphin.jpg
GLA-MK8.png
TinyTitan-DryBones.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_9.jpg
MK8PWing.png
Blooper_Diver.jpg
JetBikeBodyMK8.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_4.jpg
Mach_Pegasus.jpg
300SLRoadster-MK8.png
TheDukeBodyMK8.png
Honeycoupe-KingBoo.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_1.jpg
Sprinter-BowserJr.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_11.jpg
MachBike-Peach.png
SportBikeBodyMK8.png
DolphinDasher-DiddyKong.png
800px-Hurricanemodel.png
SportsCoupeMK8.png
MK8BoneRattler.png
Paradekartart.jpg
Jetsetter-Wario.png
MK7_Blue_Seven.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_2.jpg
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_10.jpg
JetBubble-Toad.png
CircuitSpecialBodyMK8.png
MiniBeast-Toad.png
MK7_Soda_Jet.png
MK7_Growlster.png
BadwagonBodyMK8.png
Ultra_Leon.jpg
Hamburcar.jpg
Sneakster-Luigi.png
StandardATVBodyMK8.png
800px-Wario_Car_MKDD_art.jpg
Daytripper-Mario.png
Waluigiracer.jpg


A Tier: great design, like the sound, use occasionally, might be set back by other minor things (especially if it's restricted to a weight class I can't use so I can't appreciate it) or just don't like quite as much as the top tiers
678px-GooGoobuggy.jpg
Spear-DryBowser.png
Quacker-BabyDaisy.png
MrScootyBodyMK8.png
Phantom-KingBoo.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_8.jpg
ShootingStar-Rosalina.png
MKAGPDX_Waluigi_Kart.jpg
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_7.jpg
CatCruiserBodyMK8.png
MKAGPDX_Bowser_Kart.jpg
Tanooki-Buggy.png
800px-Mkdd_koopa_king.jpg
MK8MasterCycle.png
MK8D_Master_Cycle_Zero.png
Toadkart.jpg
800px-Zipper.png
BitBike-KoopaTroopa.png
MKAGPDX_Wario_Kart.jpg
MK7_Bolt_Buggy.png
800px-MK7_Pipe_Frame.png
Steel_Driver.png
MK7_Tiny_Tug.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_3.jpg
MK7_Bumble_V.png
MK7_Zucchini.png
ZipZip-Birdo.png
MK7_Barrel_Train.png
Barreltrain.jpg
MK7_Toad-Standard_Kart.png
W25SilverArrow-MK8.png
LandshipBodyMK8.png
MKAGPDX_Luigi_Kart.jpg
BoosterSeat-BabyLuigi.png
800px-Streamlinermodel.png
800px-PowerFlowermodel.png
TrispeederBodyMK8.png
800px-RedFire.jpg
FlameFlyer-Bowser.png
MK8Streetle.png
MK8BlueFalcon.png
800px-Royalemodel.png
754px-Dragonfly.png
Bulletblaster2.jpg
SneakerBodyMK8.png
CometBodyMK8.png
Parawing.jpg
800px-Mkdd_koopa_dasher.jpg
714px-Wildlife.png
586px-GoldMantis.png
800px-Brute.png
BlueFalcon-BabyMario.png
505px-ROBLGSmodel.png


B Tier: largely inoffensive but doesn't wow me either; it's okay but probably needs more going for it for me to like it such as better engine sounds
StandardBikeS-BowserJr.png
MKAGPDX_Bowser_Jr._Kart.jpg
800px-4WheelCradle.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Standard.jpg
MKAGPDX_Peach_Kart.jpg
MKAGPDX_DK_Kart.jpg
VarmintBodyMK8.png
Mach8BodyMK8.png
PipeFrameBodyMK8.png
ClassicDragster-Luigi.png
800px-Banisher.png
Offroader-Waluigi.png
MK8DX_Koopa_Clown.png
MK7_Koopa_Clown.png
MK8DX_Splat_Buggy.png
MK8DX_Inkstriker.png
800px-Cucumber.png
MarioGP.jpg
MKAGPDX_Don-chan_Kart.jpg
MK7_Cloud_9.png
MKAGPDX_Mario_Special_6.jpg
StandardBikeBodyMK8.png
StandardKartBodyMK8.png
100px-StandardKartS-BabyLuigi.png
Mario_Special_5.jpg
MKAGPDX_Pac-Man_Kart.jpg
800px-LightTripper.png
800px-DryBomber.png


C Tier: looks pretty ugly and not something I'd love to drive but has a few qualities that don't make it as bad as D tier such as good engine noises or stats to play around with or just being not ugly enough
800px-StandardKartMR.png
FlameRunner-FunkyKong.png
WarioBike-Wario.png
BulletBike-DryBones.png
Gold_Standard.png
MK7_Gold_Kart.png
800px-Poltergust4000model.png
800px-ROBBLSmodel.png
Piranhapipes.jpg
MK7_B_Dasher.png
ZeldaMK8Bdasher.png
MKAGPDX_Toad_Kart.jpg
800px-BDasher.png
799px-Mkdd_turbo_yoshi.jpg