If the user above was an animal, what would they be?

[Xiahou Dun]

A canada goose with roller skates.

 

[Noct]

Cockatiel

 

[Xiahou Dun]

An African Gray Parrot.

Related, I did see an African Gray Parrot named Mario at a bird pet store, and he also likes women! :3

 

[winstein]

Ostrich

 

[TinTinfinite]

A wildebeest

 

[London Parris]

A snake.

 

[Teedgee]

A bird

 

[Occasionally Returns]

A turtle

 

[NintendoQueen814]

Based on your profile picture, I'd say anteater. X_x

 

[Noct]

Groundhog

 

[NintendoQueen814]

Groundhog

HAHAHA why? :P

A phoenix.

 

[That_Yellow_Mushroom]

An ALASKIN... BULL WORM (SpongeBob Reference)