Your favorite Quotes in video games...

"You'll die!"
"And so young too!"

-Rydia, then Cid, right before Cid jumped off the side of an airship carrying a bomb.
 
"You won't dfind Adobe here in Nairobi! But they do have some spectacular hotels."

- Generic Female Police Officer, Mario is Missing!
 
"Wah ha ha HA! Wario's hot stuff, baby!" *spanks himself*

- Wario, Mario Golf Toadstool Tour
 
Aran Ryan's quotes, especially.



Me sister hits harder than you, boy!
 
If it was least favorite quotes....

"Hi! I'm Daisy!"

-Daisy Mario Kart: Double Dash
 
"Hurry up and die!!"
-Marcy, Chrono Cross.

Just for reference, Marcy is a nine year old girl.

Also from her:

I really, really, really, really, ahrbor you!!!!
 
I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear. - Shorts Kid from Pokemon Red/Blue/Green/Blue (JP)/Yellow/FireRed/LeafGreen

SHORTS KID TO BE PLAYABLE TRAINER IN GEN. V!
 
"I'll see peace back on Earth if I have to murder every one of these animals with my own bare hands."

-Bill, Left 4 Dead
 
"Shut up! You make me sick!"

-- Yoshi Kid, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"I will pay you 1 coin for your Mistake."

--Any merchant, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

^That one just sounds funny.
 
Stooben Rooben said:
"I will pay you 1 coin for your Mistake."

--Any merchant, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

^That one just sounds funny.

You hear that kids? You can get by in life when you're a lazy bum!!!
 
"Buddy, you're like a nuisence* super tanker!"
- Bowser talking to Fawful, M&L:BiS

"Why are there only shots of Pokémon?
Why aren't there any shots of ladies?!
I call discrimination!"
- random painter guy NPC in the pokémon picture section of the GTS, Pokémon Platinum

*not really sure how to spell that. :P
 
"My barber didn't know when to quit...
Do you?"
-Bald Bull, Punch-Out (NES)
 
I just played Pokémon Emerald for the first time in a while, and found a couple epic quotes.


"Hey, down in front!
I can't see the TV!"
*pushes player out of the way*
- Hotel Manager, Pokémon Emerald

"Me? You're talking to me?
I'm the PROGRAMMER.
I wonder what the SLOTS are like here."
- Game PROGRAMMER (in-game cameo), Pokémon Emerald

"The girl TUBERS, they're cute, hey?
To battle against a cute TUBER...
Whoop, it's awesome!
And the TWINS! Aren't they cute?
A 2-on-2 battle with TWINS...
Whoop, it's unbearably fun!"
- Disturbing GAME FREAK staff member (in-game cameo), Pokémon Emerald
 
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