Let's make a story with 5 words!

[YoshiFlutterJump]

ultimately lost to Chuck Norris.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

The Chuck Norris that had...

 

[Noct]

later been defeated by Mario...

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Skills was accually a fake!

 

[Noct]

Except they were indeed true...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

true as illusions can be

 

[Sp00kDragon]

As Mario jumped through him...

 

[Teedgee]

But he loses against them...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Then fake Chuck Norris attacked

 

[Paper Mario]

real Chuck Norris and died

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

And Mario was (the) only survivor...

 

[Specific Neptune]

...Until Luigi arrived on Yoshi...

 

[Paper Mario]

Yoshi had eaten Toad whole

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

And Bowser was lurking about

 

[Paper Mario]

, angry Yoshi ate his target,

 

[Teedgee]

So Bowser was too angry

 

[Paper Mario]

and set Yoshi on fire

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

By feeding him some peppers

 

[Teedgee]

Then Mario raged a lot

 

[Noct]

before achieving state of zen...