Vending machine

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

A51 gets a Smilodon

Larry Koopa inserts his army of sentient fridges.

 

[Princess Céline]

PLK gets a cooling plant

A51 inserts Paraceratherium

 

[Glea]

A51 gets to give everybody else a dictionary

Roserade inserts a Gym Badge

 

[Fanny]

Roserade gets Pokémon Emerald.

SGoW inserts every single Nintendo employee.

 

[Princess Céline]

SGoW gets Nintendo EAD

A51 inserts Quantum

 

[Pinkie]

A51 receives a bust of Albert Einstein.

JL inserts me_irl.

 

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

JL gets a chat_graffiti

PLK inserts his dictionary

 

[BBQ Turtle]

PLK gets his dictionary back, with a note saying "Seriously, you're going to need this with Princess Zelda around".
BBQ Turtle inserts a hairband.

 

[Princess Céline]

BBQ Turtle gets a headband

A51 inserts a Fake Item Box

 

[Pinkie]

A51 receives a real Item Box.

JL inserts an amiibo.

 

[Fanny]

JL gets the left joycon analog stick.

SGoW inserts a clock.

 

[Pinkie]

SGoW receives the time.

JL inserts a lightbulb.