Tales of the Marioboards

>HOW MANY SEVENS ARE THERE IN THE WORD APPLE
 
if you were president who from #mariowiki and marioboards would you put as cabinet members
 
>Have you ever actually guarded any lives?

You know, it's not nice to answer a question with a counter-question.

Imagine if game show hosts would do that. Would you watch a game show that was like that?

I probably would, but I digress.

>r u single lol

That's...!

Uh, that's a secret!

>Why did you make fun of my name?

To tell you the truth, that line was prerendered. It would've ended up the same no matter which name you entered. Sorry for crushing your hopes and dreams.

>HOW MANY SEVENS ARE THERE IN THE WORD APPLE

*sigh* Another mentally challenged one.

>what is your opinion on bowser

>if you were president who from #mariowiki and marioboards would you put as cabinet members


This isn't an ask thread.

>what the (bleep) is YOUR name, buttface?

Why, yes, of course you'd ask me that sooner or later.

Well, I'll let you know that my name is

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That's right, it was Lifeguard McGuardLives!

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Anyways,

you are now in the realm of plumbing, bad opinions, kids and weebs. This is the forsaken territory known as the Marioboards!

>>He strikes a meaningful pose.

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Just imagine there was some fancy, dramatic music in the background just now.

But that doesn't matter!

What matters right now is that you are now in the world of endless possibilities. You are free to do whatever you want as long as you don't post porn or roms (Don't quote me on that)!

>>You feel like speaking up.

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>Post "if you were president who from #mariowiki and marioboards would you put as cabinet members" on Lifeguard McGuardLives's Ask Board
 
>>However, just when you were trying to speak up, Lifeguard interrupted you.

But enough talk! I can clearly see where you really want to go. A bit further down this path here is the "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. Perfect place to introduce yourself in. Almost the entire community is lurking there, for some reason.

Actually, there don't seem to be any people on the beach today.

>>You think there are probably never people on the beach anyways and Lifeguard is just using that tower to hide from something.

Sooo, I might as well come with you for a bit and guide you there! What do you say?

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