Will you press the button?

Polymorph

Polymorph

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There's an entire website dedicated to this game so I figured I would try it here. Basically, if you've never played it, the way WYPTB works is that you're presented with a hypothetical situation that's good, e.g. world hunger ends, but there's a downside to it, e.g. you can only eat broccoli for the rest of your life, and you have to decide if you would press the button to say yes or "I will not!" for no. If you want you can just say "Press" or "No."

By the way, if you got another question that you pressed the button on, those effects don't count toward later buttons. I'll start.

You can have all the money you want, but you can only listen to your least favorite song for the rest of your life.
 
I would press the button, since I don't listen that much to music anyways.

The old style gameplay of Mario Party returns, but Chance Time is deliberately programmed to happen at least 3 times during every game.
 



press it, ill shower myself with all the mario party games

a button which makes all anime go away
 
I thought there was supposed to be a downside? I would totally press that.

Here's one I like that I saw once: You can walk through walls, but your clothes wouldn't go with you.
 
I'd press it, since I don't care what I'm drawing as long as it would give me money.

You'd get every upcoming Mario Kart home console game for free, but the starting roster (not including potential newcomers) would always be identical to MK8D's.
 
So I just ignore Baby Rosalina and PGP. I would press that.

You get a million dollars (or whatever currency you use) but you only get it if you don't eat anything at all for 24 hours.
 
I mean, eating and consuming are two different things, so I'd just drink a ton that day. Press.

Half-Life 3 is released, but it's a Wii U exclusive