Paper Mario Color Splash Recut- Act 3+ (SPOILERS FOR END OF REAL GAME)

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+After beating Khairacles...
KHAIRACLES: OOO OOO OOO! The arms of the Great Khairacles need more exercise! And the Great Khairacles was looking forward to using them today, during the circus act.
Khairacles runs east, aching.
GULLIV T: Thank you, Mr. Bowser. I hoped you could take that big braggart down a barrel, and you did! You made him cry uncle- so does that mean you’re a monkey’s uncle? Are you ever going to marry Peach? What’s the deal with the weird castle maze you used to have? Why does the stuff with the things happen? When did-
BOWSER: Kid, if you want into this Rescue Squad, you’d better make for that weird tree over there, ask it for a few inches of height, and stop bothering me before I throw you with my good pitching arm. OH! And I don’t want it getting out I helped a Toad. So this stays between us- I was never here.
GULLIV T: Ooooh kayyy.
Gulliv T runs off.
GULLIV T: Well, better get to wishing on that tree. Because I thought of it myself!
BOWSER: Smart kid. Wish the other Toads were this simple.
Bowser walks off.
+When Bowser returns the way he came...
BOWSER: You were saying?
???????????: Hmm...you managed to defeat that gargantuanly overconfident ape, at such a small size.
BOWSER: ...huh. I thought you’d be a little mad that I proved you wrong.
???????????: Anger, as well as emotion in general, is of no concern to us- only whether we fulfill our purpose. And you’ve proven quite a secretive Koopa lately. Usually, you’d brag to the heavens of your victories. What could have changed...?
BOWSER: How do you know so much about me?!
??????????: That’s for you to learn. Perhaps it’s best you return to the Aurora Underground. We can talk even more. We like the sound of our own voice...
BOWSER: (annoyed) That makes two of us.
??????????: Exactly.
A new Super Warp Hole appears.

 

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AURORA UNDERGROUND II
STORY
+Upon returning to the Aurora Underground...
BOWSER: Seriously, who the heck are you? Why don’t you come out and face me like a real champ, chump?
???????????: Perhaps we should personally test you at this moment, in more than just combat...
Suddenly, several paintbrushes appear in the area. They shoot into a paint ball before Bowser. The ball takes form...as Shroomsday.
BOWSER: Great- a giant purple punching bag! You just make this too easy!
SHROOMSDAY: This will be far from easy, ex-King of the Koopas. Even with these counterfeit Royal Stickers, we’re more than a match for you!

BGM- Sparkling King and Co. Battle (Paper Mario Sticker Star [Recut])
BOWSER BOSS TIME! SHROOMSDAY
Rec. EXP LV- 2
HP: 150 (main body only)
ATK: 2 x 7 (Red Royal Sticker shuriken attack), 17 (Orange Royal Sticker tendril fall), 4 x 4 (Purple Royal Sticker rhythm smack), 26 (Blue Royal Sticker spatial frost [wet]), Green Royal Sticker ally heal (heals Shroomsday’s allied enemies by 60 HP per turn), 28 (rainbow blast, used only after HP reaches under 35. One of five attacks that cannot be blocked.)
DEF: Halves all damage
MARK: Shroomsday
QUOTE 1: Behold the soon-to-be sparkling king!
QUOTE 2: The strongest have fallen before us! You will join them in oblivion!
QUOTE 3 (after using an attack): We’re just warming up.
QUOTE 4 (near defeat): Excellent- you will prove most useful...

CARDS REWARDED
Shell Whirl x2
Target: One ground enemy
Damage: 11 x 3

Raccoon Tail x2
Effect: Allows Bowser to reflect most attacks by pressing A at the right time. Reflects ¼ the damage of close range, and x3 of long range.

Slugshroom x1
Carrishroom x1

 

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After defeating Shroomsday, the mushroom beast’s body disintegrates.
BOWSER: Gwahahaha! I already beat you- and you were my second opponent! Guess my imprisonment is over, so-
SHROOMSDAY (voice): Did you really think we’d send our main body out to fight you? We merely sent out one of our nineteen remaining “master units” to survey. Your strength- we cannot determine its source...
BOWSER: I get from myself, pal! Because I’m a King! Gwahahaha!
SHROOMSDAY: You won’t be king for long. In fact- there may be someone else taking your throne, all according to OUR design.
BOWSER: No-one ousts me from my throne, Shroom-face! I’m prime video game villain cut!
SHROOMSDAY: Even prime cut succumbs to decay if not- hmm? What is the meaning of- is that a rabbit hole above us?
BOWSER: OK, now you’re just insulting me! How stupid do you think we- I mean, I am?!
??????: -BAD SPOT FOR A LANDING, CATGURU!
BOWSER: Huh?
A blue Jibberjay girl with a large javelin falls out of the rabbit hole. She lands atop Bowser.
NEWCOMER! Jaykan
BOTH: Oooof!
SHROOMSDAY: We tell the truth...that your stupidity gives us power over you!
BOWSER: Hey, watch where you’re...!
JIBBERJAY GIRL/JAYKAN [ i.imgur.com/UEeG6wR.png ]: Who do think you...?
Bowser and the Jibberjay girl turn around to look at each other. However, they’re surprised at who they’re angry with!

SHROOMSDAY: What is this insufferable parasite doing in our home’s caverns? State your name and business.
REPURPOSED BGM- Knight from Another Dimension (formerly “Thing- Recorder”/SMB3 Warp Whistle)
JAYKAN: I’m no parasite! I’m Jaykan, from the Round Dimension of Mercadia! My grandpa’s been training me to become a Mercadian Knight! And the current royal wizard found information on you in some notes the Blight King wrote! Who’d think there’d be another monster like the one that created the Mercadian Plague in my dimension?
SHROOMSDAY: Do not compare us to that ARROGANT STUFFED ROSE. WE were always the best.
JAYKAN: Yeah- at hiding! What, did you run away as soon as I came out of that rabbit hole? Because you’re getting a pecking, either way!
SHROOMSDAY: Do not test us, Jibberjay girl!
BOWSER: This kid’s too much! Mr. “Emotion Means nothing to us” is growing angry! Gwahaha-
A purple vine strikes down.
SHROOMSDAY: We are above all understanding, Bowser! ...we mean, both of you will be trapped within our power, and you will never reach us. Even the two of you combined cannot defeat this next opponent...
A portal is created.
JIBBERJAY GIRL/JAYKAN: So...it looks like we’re stuck with each other for a while, huh, Bowser?
BOWSER: I don’t mind, Jaykan! With your attitude and my strength, we’ll whack this fungus face to next Friday!

JAYKAN JOINED BOWSER’S PARTY! Prtess the Y Button to carry Bowser in any direction for 10 seconds! In battle, Jaykan can use Mercadian Wind to hit all enemies with knightly power, and remove most of their defensive perks! While fighting alongside Bowser, Jaykan’s Kingly Loyalty ensures all enemies summoned by Bowser’s cards fight at full power [the ATK mark formula is “suppressed”], regardless of who their opponents are!

PARTNER ATTACKS
JAYKAN- Mercadian Windstorm
Target: All enemies
Damage: 20 + (4(BowserLV))

 

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AREA 2- STARLIGHT WORKSHOP
Rec. EXP LV- 2
AREAS VISITED IN ORDER
+Workshop Ante-Hall (Entrance > Door.) Use Bowser’s Fire Breath to burn down the vines blocking the warp hole.
+Workshop Hub (south door > left door)
+Left Workshop (lower right door > between the Star Wheels)
+Right Workshop (lower left door > near the bubble machine). Save Block
+Left Workshop (after staircase globe > near encased globe switch [some fences missing].) Use Bowser’s Fire Breath.
+Right Workshop (near buzzsaw area > in front of the switch.) Use Jaykan’s Flight to cross.
+Main Workshop [BOSS] (south entrance > in front of secret door). Save Block

OLD ENEMIES
Boo
Boosketeer

NEW ENEMIES
Slugshroom
HP: 15
ATK: 8 (rolling attack), 12 (shroom toss)
DEF: Halves all damage taken (normally), 0 (after using shroom toss attack)
MARK: Shroomsday

Carrishroom
HP: 25
ATK: 12 (vine whip), 18 (ramming attack)
DEF: Halves all damage taken
MARK: Shroomsday

Corona Golem
HP: 45
ATK: 22 (single punch), 12 x 2 (double jump punch)
DEF: 4
MARK: None
QUOTE 1: TARGET IDENTIFIED- Bowser. SOURCE- gnarly red hair.
QUOTE 2: ENGAGE Fist Assault in 3-2-1...
QUOTE 3: TARGET Bowser NOT MOBILE. QUERY: he IS thinking OF kidnapping plan.
QUOTE 4 (if Bowser blocks attack): Attack maneuver FAILURE. INITIATE- PRAYER TO KEEP PARTS.
QUOTE 5 (if Bowser doesn’t block attack): Ground Punch maneuver SUCCESS. REQUEST fresh paint change.
QUOTE 6 (if Kidd is out): TARGET IDENTIFIED- female Jibberjay. REQUEST MODEL OF javelin.
QUOTE 7 (near defeat): System FAILURE. Blight- BLINDING.

STORY
+Bowser and Jaykan arrive at the entrance of the workshop.
JAYKAN: Hold the Jibberjay feed. This architecture...It’s the Blight King’s craftsmanship!
SHROOMSDAY: Yes- his Majesty found a way back to Prism Island while his spirit lingered under your dimension. And he left a record of his residence behind a short time ago. It is this creation we hope will further challenge Bows-
BOWSER: Grah! There’s too much blue in my eyes! Black and red are MY kind of colors!
JAYKAN: Dream on, Bowser! Blue and yellow are the best colors! Just...not here.
BOWSER: Well, black is every color combined, including the really boring ones! That means it’s the best one! Score six for Bowser!
JAYKAN: But black’s just one color, buddy! Blue and yellow are two! Jaykan 2, Bowser 0!
BOWSER: Please! If all the colors were species, then black would be Koopatrols, and wipe the-
SHROOMSDAY: (textbox) FOR THE LOVE OF THE ROYAL FAMILY! Focus on the task at hand, instead of minor things like paint color!
Bowser and Jaykan are alarmed.
JAYKAN: Alright! Yeesh, what a hothead...and he said he was above anger.
BOWSER: I know, right? He’s a total drip. I’m just having fun with my bird pal here!
SHROOMSDAY: You may only have fun when we permit it.
BOWSER, JAYKAN: Killjoy.
Bowser and Jaykan hurry along.
SHROOMSDAY: Besides, Koopa King...You, of all creatures, really would not want to linger around black paint.

 

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+Eventually, Bowser and Jaykan arrive in the main workshop.
BOWSER: Awesome flight, Jaykan! I didn’t think you could hold someone as big as me!
JAYKAN: Thanks! And your fire breath really burned those creatures to cinders!
BOWSER: GWAHAHA! I’ve been burning fireplaces, wood, and torches for years! What’d those stupid rock robots think was going to happen?
JAYKAN: I know- NOT LOSING!
Bowser and Jaykan both laugh.
JAYKAN: ...but those Boos. They don’t look like they’re supposed to be here. Any idea on them?
BOWSER: I usually leave ideas not related to ki- inviting Princess Peach to my Magikoopas!
????????????: Then I’ll have no issue with annihilating you, Koopa King and Mercadian Knight.
BOWSER: Buddy, please. I can mow through go-kart courses faster than can-
Bowser and Jaykan are surprised. They turn around to see...
STARMAGEDDON REPLICA: Surprised to see me, Jaykan?
JAYKAN: STARMAGEDDON! But that’s impossible- I saw you taken down by-!
STARMAGEDDON: Perhaps you didn’t hear Shroomsday correctly. Frankly, I’m astonished he was the one who survived, and not MY Royal creation. But leave it to my EX-PARTNER! to focus more on longevity than style.
BOWSER: That’s actually pretty dumb of you. Get to the point, you glowing egomaniac?!

STARMAGEDDON: Says the smarmy pot to the hologram replica. But if that’s your wish, then allow me to grant that request! Even without my starry body, my hologram is more than a match for a king of your stature!
JAYKAN: I’m bringing you and your evil down for good, Starmageddon! Prepare for a pecking!

BOWSER BOSS TIME! STARMAGEDDON
Rec. EXP LV- 3
HP: 350
ATK: 7 x 4 (Jet Laser Buster cannon) 21 (stardust explosion [burn]), 48 (air drop- grabs Bowser the first turn, then drops him the second turn), 12 x 3 (triple meteor drop)
DEF: 3
MARK: None.
QUOTE 1: I’m not just a handful! I’m a whole star itself! ...or at least I was.
QUOTE 2: As soon as I saw you, I thought “It would sure be nice for Bowser to shut his jaw.”
QUOTE 3: Allow me to demonstrate the reality of your situation, and rip your ideals asunder!
QUOTE 4: Neither of you are a challenge for my hologram’s body.
QUOTE 5: So you’re the newest to challenge this hologram?
QUOTE 6: If you insist sticking by this oafish Koopa, Knight in Training, then allow me to SEND you to OBLIVION!
QUOTE 7 (triple meteor attack blocked): That was one of the Royal Family’s secret techniques! Have you come across it before...?
QUOTE 8 (near defeat): You think...this is it? That I wouldn’t have a plan ready?!

CARDS REWARDED
Super Punch x2
Super Shell Whirl x2
Super Ground Pound x2
Koopa Juice x1
Effect: Heals 40 of each type of Juice.

Boo x1
Boosketeer x1
Corona Golem x1

CARDS POWERED UP (Also applies for all future copies of lower cards)
Punch > Super Punch
Damage: 36, 9 to all enemies behind

Shell Whirl > Super Shell Whirl
Damage: 18 x 3

Ground Pound > Super Ground Pound
Damage: 30, 12 to enemies surrounding

 

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+After defeating Starmageddon...
STARMAGEDDON: Ergh...I don’t understand! This mechsuit was the...result of centuries worth of...research! And a few stolen energy crystals from...the tunnels under your dimension! Standardized, retrofitted, streamlined, simplified...what did I miss?!
BOWSER: You star-spectacled nerd! You were so bent on simplifying your invention’s looks, you failed to notice you could have made something incredible! When you have something powerful enough to stand the test of time, come back in four years! Or with your skill-set, four hundred years! GWAHAHAHA!
The Starmageddon replica slinks away.
JAYKAN: We totalled the Blight King HARD! It’s like he was bragging, I blinked, and there he was on floor. SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR WRECKING MY HOME 1200 YEARS AGO, YOU JERK!
BOWSER: Let me tell you a little secret, Jaykan- I don’t believe in limits. This Koopa goes all-out in his fights!
SHROOMSDAY: (textbox) You truly are performing beyond even what we anticipated, Koopa King. Now we know we were correct when we marked you at Sticker Fest.
BOWSER: Uh, I never saw you at that kinda-creepy fair, Ten-Eyes.
SHROOMSDAY: You can see with more than just eyes...
Suddenly, the gold Huey statue starts shaking.
JAYKAN: Hey, who’s this cylinder supposed to be? He looks like my kind of guy, to be honest. But I think this statue could use a little pecking to iron out the-
Suddenly, a thorned vine grabs Jaykan!
JAYKAN: Hey, let me go, you creep!
SHROOMSDAY: STAY AWAY FROM THAT CONTAINER! Even we dare not approach it!
BOWSER: Thanks for telling me that, purple! Now I know what you’re afraid of! Kind of.
Bowser approaches the Gold Huey Statue. He opens his mouth to breathe fire.
SHROOMSDAY: We were hoping to save this for later. But you leave us no choice...
Suddenly, Bowser’s eyes start glowing yellow. He also gains a sticker texture.
Bowser starts repeatedly headbutting against the wall.
BOWSER: (purple textbox) This is your only warning. Do not approach the gold statue. Do not think about the gold statue. Do not even sneeze in the direction of the gold statue! HAVE WE MADE OURSELVES CLEAR!?
BOWSER: (normal textbox) OK, OK! I’m getting a headache listening to you yammer anyways!
Bowser’s body returns to normal. The spiked vine also lets Jayken go.
JAYKAN: Yeah, you better let me go! I was once the cutest thing back home! Leon and Robert think so! Even Princess-!
SHROOMSDAY: Your friends are woefully ignorant. And your Princess could never match up to Shadhema...
A Super Warp Hole appears.

 

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AURORA UNDERGROUND III
STORY
+Bowser and Jaykan enter the next part of the Aurora Underground.
JAYKAN: When I find this mushroom jerk, I’m pecking all his eyes out! No-one grabs me like that!
BOWSER: Better him than Mario! I come across him, I’m giving him my patented Bowser Thrashing!™
SHROOMSDAY: (textbox) “Mario”? The one who halted our conquest of the Decal Lands, and has gotten in our way since? The one we should have taken more precautions with beyond just marking?
BOWSER, JAYKAN: ?
SHROOMSDAY: The red plumber?
BOWSER: Yeah, there we go! That’s Mario! Why- what’s that lucky weakling matter to you?
SHROOMSDAY: We thought we should let you know- he just arrived on the island with that pink princess and her elderly lickspittle. In fact, they’re still in Port Prisma right now- along with that other pathetic creature...
Bowser, Jaykan and Shroomsday look up.
????: OW! What was that for? How would you like it if I whacked you with a hammer while you were sleeping?

?????: We're so sorry! It's just that...We thought you were a paint can. So we tried to open you up...
????: Just- check what you two whack next time. Seriously- OWCH.
?????: Is there anything we can do to make things right?
BOWSER: Peach?! GWAHAHAHA- this is too perfect! After I trounce all your “strongest” fighters, I’m making a beeline for Port Prisma and ki-
JAYKAN: Who’s the other guy up there? I like his style!
SHROOMSDAY: That underpowered scrapheap is an invention the King built to deal with...a certain problem. But we feel he is not up to the task. He has not been prepared properly. ...Unless...
Bowser, Jaykan and Shroomsday continue listening.
????: Do you even have any paint, Mario? You know...paint! That colorful stuff kids use to really pep a drawing? No?
SHROOMSDAY: This is our best chance. Excuse us one moment...
HUEY: What are we gonna do? There’s no paint around here!
SHROOMSDAY: Oh, but there is...
HUEY: What the- who said that?! ARGH!
A squeezing sound is heard.
HUEY: Whooo...where’d all my power go? I haven’t had this happen since I fought against- never mind!
SHROOMSDAY: Now, we can see how “Huey” performs without his power.
BOWSER: What exactly did you do?
SHROOMSDAY: It’s none of your concern, nor is Port Prisma. We shall see to it you never travel anywhere near its fountain. We can’t be too safe, considering our...dominionship over you.
A Super Warphole appears.
SHROOMSDAY: Instead, concern yourself with the opponents at the Coliseum we used to fight at. We shall watch with great interest.
Beat.
BOWSER: Great- not only is this guy pushing his weight around, like he thinks he actually controls me- Mario’s here, too!
JAYKAN: Why’s that a bad thing? If we meet up with Mario, this island’s Plague won’t stand a chance! We got to go to the Coliseum, then we can team up there-!
BOWSER: Jaykan, kid, bluebird...I don’t hate Mario. Not completely, at least. I actually like when he invites me to his go-kart races and sports tourneys- he knows how gnarly I am on the court. BUT! When it comes to the big stuff, like claiming a kingdom, or inviting Peach along, there’s no way I can get along with him. And it takes a LOT to think of tag-teaming with him. Let me just say- we got this guy covered. We don’t need Mario for him!

JAYKAN: But Mario might be stronger than-
BOWSER: ...
JAYKAN: -never mind.

 

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AREA 3- GOLDEN COLISEUM
Rec. EXP LV- 3
AREAS VISITED IN ORDER
+Upper Deck 1F (Door > Stairs.) Way outside blocked
+Screening Room (Screening area > Staircase to front door.) East hall blocked off.
+Outer Walls 3F (Left > Right.) Use Jaykan to cross gaps. There are warp holes under the gaps returning Bowser to the start of the room.

+Dressing Room 1 (Back > Door) Save Block
+Inner Stands 3F (Stairs > Left Door.) Green vines blocking portal- use Bowser Breath. Right door blocked.
+Dressing Room 2 (Door > Back)
+Outer Walls 2F (Right > Left.) All doors blocked. Use Jaykan to cross gaps. There are warp holes under the gaps returning Bowser to the start of the room.
+Dressing Room 3 (Back > Door)
+Back Area 1F [BOSS] (Left > Right.) Save Block. Path over left cardboard roll and fence blocked.

OLD ENEMIES
Boo
Boosketeer

NEW ENEMIES
Lepbeller
HP: 58
ATK: 21 (claw leap), 0 (summon ally [depends on Musketeer enemies in stage])
DEF: 0
MARK: Musketeer
SPECIAL ABILTY: If there is only 1 Lepbeller remaining in battle and there are no other Musketeer enemies, he will ring his bell. This will summon another Musketeer marked enemy (except another Lepbeller) into battle.

Dry Dry Pokey
HP: 12x5 segments
ATK: 24
DEF: 0
MARK: Koopaling

Drybake Pokey
HP: 16x5 segments
ATK: 20
DEF: 0
MARK: Musketeer

Green Pokey
HP: 8 x 5 segments- single-target attacks keep attacking target
ATK: 16
DEF: 0
MARK: None

Fuzzy
HP: 40
ATK: 6 (steals HP every 2.5 seconds- mash A until the meter fills to loosen)
DEF: 0
MARK: None

POLLINATOR FLOWERS
Inner Stands 3F- Green
Dressing Room 1- Red
Dressing Room 2- Blue
Dressing Room 3- Yellow
Outer Walls 2F- Orange

 

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STORY
+Bowser and Jaykan arrive at the inner entrance of the Upper Deck.
BOWSER: Now this is more MY style! I haven’t been in a fighting arena in a while! Mario made a fool out of me in front of everyone!
JAYKAN: Then let’s wait for him, before we-
Bowser looks steamed.
BOWSER: We don’t need Mario, kid!
Jaykan looks down.
Bowser calms himself.
BOWSER: ...Besides, Jaykan, you have hundreds of pounds of awesome right here. And you seem like a tough bird, too! We’ll clobber everyone in the coliseum like they were Mini-Goombas!
JAYKAN: ...I think you’re right.
Jaykan raises her lance.
JAYKAN: OK- we can do this without Mario! Besides, my King trusted me with eliminating the beast in your dimension! I wouldn’t be a good knight if someone else did the job for me!
BOWSER: NOW you’re talking! GWAHAHAHA! Hmm...what’s that slip say?
Bowser walks up to a poster.
BOWSER: “Preparations for the Battle Royal underway! Be back soon!” I guess they’re still preparing their games.

+Bowser and Jaykan eventually arrive in the Back Room. After passing the KK Save Block, they start walking forward, the camera focusing on their upper bodies.
JAYKAN: Whoever we’re supposed to fight, I haven’t seen a hair or hide of them.
BOWSER: I KNOW! I hate when my enemy’s a coward.
JAYKAN: Ugh- tell me about it. In the courtyard, most of the other knights are newcomers! I don’t think even half of them have held a dagger! And that snake’s gotten even lazier than before!
BOWSER: Welcome to the club! My son hasn’t been training at all lately! He’s just alone in his room, planning someth- Is it just me, or are we not moving...?
Bowser and Jaykan look down. They realize they’re on a treadmill.
BOWSER: OK! Who builds a treadmill in the middle of a hallway?
?????: The same a-guy who a-tries to recruit a-us for tennis!
???????: Talk to the a-mirror, bull a-face! It’ll a-break even faster than a-it does for a-us!
Wario and Waluigi emerge from behind a pillar.
BOWSER: Aww, not you two! Look, I’m a very busy Koopa right now, so move it aside before I make you!
WARIO: Eurgggggh- noooo. We’re a-just paying you a-back for burning us on the a-golf course. Then we’ll a-rob you.
WALUIGI: WAAAAH! Consider a-this the a-greatest achievement of WAAAAAluigi! A-beating Bowser, two-a-on-one!
JAYKAN: That hardly sounds fair! You guys double team Bowser often?
WARIO: ...there was a-this one time at a-my tennis court.
JAYKAN: Classy. Then you won’t mind if I even the odds!

BOWSER BOSS TIME! WARIO & WALUIGI
Rec. EXP LV- 5
Wario
HP: 353
ATK: 36 (shoulder dash), 0 (scary face, scares allied enemies away)
DEF: 0
MARK: Wicked (friendly fire on between Wario and Waluigi, but will target Bowser first)
QUOTE 1: I a-had some onions on a-chocolate and nachos while a-waiting.
QUOTE 2: Wa-ha-ha!
QUOTE 3: You’re a-exercise machine helped us a-out a lot, a-big Koopa!
QUOTE 4: You a-better not be a-with Birdo, bird a-girl!
QUOTE 5 (if Waluigi is beaten first): What- so a-now Waluigi’s your a-competition?!
QUOTE 6 (near defeat): Uh Ooooooh...

Waluigi
HP: 297
ATK: 19 (hockey slap [wet]), 19 (tennis ball [shock]), 0 (steals an allied enemy, then uses it as ammo)
DEF: 0
MARK: Wicked (friendly fire on between Waluigi and Wario, but will target Bowser first)
QUOTE 1: Yeh-heh-heh!
QUOTE 2: WAluigi is a-unpreDICtable!
QUOTE 3: You want to a-fight? AW, YEH!
QUOTE 4: After a-beating you, I’LL a-be the main villain of this a-game! No more a-dancing!
QUOTE 5: It takes a-two beaks to try and a-jab Waluigi!
QUOTE 6 (if Wario is beaten first): Wario’s a-gone. Maybe I can be a villain on a-the handhelds, now!
QUOTE 7 (near defeat): You’re a-CHEATing again...!
+For this battle, Bowser is on a treadmill.
++If Bowser uses Punching moves or slow ground-based enemies, they’ll fail to reach their target.
++If Bowser uses Breathing moves, his attack will only inflict 2/3 the damage.
++Ground Pound and aerial enemies mostly circumvents this.
+Nevertheless, after a successful a