Once there was a guy dressed in a red cap, red shirt, blue overalls and a pair of gloves. He enjoyed crushing walking mushrooms, throwing turtle shells, eating some other mushrooms, and jumping. One day, he heard his girlfriend had been kidnapped by some dragon/turtle thing, and that she was brought to his castle. The guy I am talking about realised that he had to rescue her, so he ran and ran and ru, he ran through woods, he ran past mountains, he even travelled in space. Eventually, he defeated the kidnapper, and he got her back.
Then after Rudnicki had told the story of his life, he was told that he needed mental care.