happy fourth of july!

[Zae]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

uh

i have no idea what did we do on july 4th again

basically follow what your custom title says in celebration of our independence

but im not samus though

nor that sexy

I mean the "world go boom" thing

yeah thats what samus does, she's blown up like 3 worlds iirc

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

uh

i have no idea what did we do on july 4th again

basically follow what your custom title says in celebration of our independence

but im not samus though

nor that sexy

I mean the "world go boom" thing

yeah thats what samus does, she's blown up like 3 worlds iirc

well

uh

we do fireworks

 

[Andymii]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

uh

i have no idea what did we do on july 4th again

basically follow what your custom title says in celebration of our independence

but im not samus though

nor that sexy

I mean the "world go boom" thing

yeah thats what samus does, she's blown up like 3 worlds iirc

well

uh

we do fireworks

That's illegal

 

[Polymorph]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

uh

i have no idea what did we do on july 4th again

basically follow what your custom title says in celebration of our independence

but im not samus though

nor that sexy

I mean the "world go boom" thing

yeah thats what samus does, she's blown up like 3 worlds iirc

well

uh

we do fireworks

That's illegal

Not in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, or Maine.

 

[Mintiously]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

We Oklahomans sit outside on our driveways and watch fireworks and set people on fire.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

well i don't know about you guys, but i'm going to sit at home by the fireplace in my three piece suit, top hat and monacle, drinking tea and eating crumpets, while watching "The Queen", followed by "Skyfall" and "Love Actually", all the while constantly muttering about "the colonies being rowdy" and that shit

meanwhile there's a shitstorm of racist violence going outside, buses are driving into the side of people's houses, telephone boxes are exploding while people dial the police, and nukes are being dropped, because THAT'S THE BRITISH WAAAAAAAYYYY

seriously though, celebrate the fact that you managed to avoid the shit that we've got going on over here, cause we've fucked up big time

HAPPY 4TH JULY :D

 

[GalacticPetey]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

Probably listen to Hamilton. Make some redcoats redder with bloodstains.

NOTE: Do not want to actually injure British people, they've suffered enough

 

[TabuuandPeach]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

I came back from Israel to celebrate this holiday, and when it's over im going back. I remember setting off fireworks myself and using sparklers. Ah the good old days. 8) 8) 8)

 

[Shyghoul]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

this one'll be infinitely better than last year by nature of the fact that I (hopefully) won't be in a hospital \o/

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

Fireworks, maybe I'll blow up something else.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: americans, any plans for the fourth of july?

Fireworks, maybe I'll blow up something else.