9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

551: Goomba's the Impersonate Elvis Presley A.K.A Rhinestone Goomba :waluigi:
 
553: Fireproof Beetles
 
556 Turtles that build hotels to keep a captive Princess in
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557: Baby versions of characters existing in the same time period as their adults